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Eulogy For 'Dadness Portals'

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11-23-07 – 08-08-12

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Edit: This is a "non-canon" dad episode. You will not like it.

Reviews


Atgod88Atgod88

Rated 5 / 5 stars

HAHAHA

Funny shit man, even tho there are loads of enlightenment movies, still funny as hell, companion cube should have been enlightened, idk how.


SniperskeletonSniperskeleton

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

The Dad series rocks!

I have absolutely no idea why. Rape isn't funny, but this random idiocy brings a smile to my face. Hope to see more! :D


megaketmegaket

Rated 0 / 5 stars

"..."

.............? Wtf... The only thing that THAT had to do with P0rtal was that cube! And, no, I dont know the rest. AND DOESNT WANT TO.

'Nuff said.


madn3ssfan7madn3ssfan7

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Heh, lol.

I didn't get it, but who cares?! That was a great installment to the Dad series. Yay for you tasers.


SplurdaSplurda

Rated 5 / 5 stars

LMAO

lol, awesomeness, woot companion cube :3

ps. megakat, if you dont know the rest, go watch dad 1-20 and dad II episode 1


LIBPUCKCHICKISBACKLIBPUCKCHICKISBACK

Rated 5 / 5 stars

WHERE DAD?

YOU PUT JESUS IN DADNESS PORTALS YOU FORGOT TO PUT DAD!
BTW I SAVE YOUR FLASH


DewDew

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Hm...

I suppose this is one of those "Only if you watched the other 3984945 submissions you get it" type of jokes. And I suppose that would explain why I don't find this funny. To be honest I did like it, but there wasn't much entertainment in it. I personal opinon is maybe make a bit longer or somthing. As for the graphics, they took straight from madness, which I find a bit unorginal, but without madness actually being made, who cares? Overall it's an okay submission, but again, this is probebley more for the average fan then me.


GabrielBarschGabrielBarsch

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

LOL

Dad have a voice now , the enlightenent isfunny but not appear??? I know the rest, but I want the rest


shadowcast61shadowcast61

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Haha

Very nice. I like the style of speaking u you used. You should definitely make more, just add more of a plot.


George-Lucas-IIIGeorge-Lucas-III

Rated 5 / 5 stars

dads back

if only 4 the last time


Stupidity21Stupidity21

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wait...

Isn't that the companion cube from your plot twists:

http://tasers.newgrounds.com/news/pos t/37397


powerraverpowerraver

Rated 5 / 5 stars

portal?

ok, another cool dadness, this time with voice. but what does it have to do with "portal"?


AntagonisAntagonis

Rated 5 / 5 stars

lol

u any good in portal?


UMREEUMREE

Rated 5 / 5 stars

make more... come on... plz...

aaahhh no more dad? weak.... o well dad had a good run but i guess its over now :'(


SpawnenSpawnen

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I demand moar!

I love dad, he's my hero of all time.
What's the song/song clip called when he goes rape btw?


cheesecampcheesecamp

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I know what you could do!

instead of enlightenment, you could make some guy stick his head out the window like a dog, and flail like an idiot. Pleease do something, I love this song in action!


ShadowNetNinjaXShadowNetNinjaX

Rated 5 / 5 stars

oh mah gawsh

Really, you please all the starving people in Africa by making Dad.
Nice work on the Enrichment thing. Didn't see it coming.


RYNOLRYNOL

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Awesme man, but I miss the real thing...

I love this, and the enlichment/enligtenment thing was awesome. But i miss the part were he shows that he's raping him. But you could've used that "And you know what happens next" and then comes him raping Jesus!


hankw1337hankw1337

Rated 5 / 5 stars

good

the dad series is the best madness spoof ever.and...Well, you know the rest.


JargonmasterJargonmaster

Rated 3 / 5 stars

stupid gay voices

goddamnit you fucked things up w/ the shitty Stephen Hawking voices

still pretty funny

also portals is the ghey


borlyborly

Rated 5 / 5 stars

uhhh niceeee

the jesus has been raped again lol


nofarmnofarm

Rated 5 / 5 stars

nice

jargomaster you are so fucking gay if you hate portals!!!!
nice video man!


ShrinkzShrinkz

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I actually laughed pretty hard.

And of course it included a companion cube, that's 9 stars right there, but the fact that it made me laugh bumps it up one more. Turning "Enrichment" into "Enlightenment" was hilarious.


gazanationgazanation

Rated 0 / 5 stars

sorry dude

thats really quite a bad vid


The-blue-meanieThe-blue-meanie

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

weird

Good animation, good music, and yet...it sadly flew for a bit then crashed and exploded killing billions of people.


chrisjeffchrisjeff

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Huh?

Sure, why not eh? I mean, Yeah! Why not hm?

Bit random, but okay.


GhostdemonGhostdemon

Rated 5 / 5 stars

RROROwrjOAEJRIEHRFIEAHRFIEAJIAJ is my answer

JERKY WINGS FLY


KorghaKorgha

Rated 5 / 5 stars

>:3

OMFG WIN!


thezenmind44thezenmind44

Rated 5 / 5 stars

yes

yes


LordArmstrongLordArmstrong

Rated 5 / 5 stars

GLaDOS

Great
Especially the last line. Good play on words.
:D


XantorXantor

Rated 0 / 5 stars

not funny... not funny at all

well there's not much left to say...
Oh and a tip, white text before a white background is no good choice.


DarkBlade325DarkBlade325

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Heeeeey tazerssssssss........

Im sure u remember me tazers MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!

Anywho ima make my point sweet and simple: Sweetness

10/10


darkkiller9007darkkiller9007

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I like it

nuf sed =)


SBP500SBP500

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Lolk.

Awesomness. I wish there was a Madness Portal game. Anyways, pretty good. Lol Enlightenment center.


KrinkelsKrinkels

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Hahahaha, awesome

This series never fails to delight me.... And enlighten me. Might want to start shaping up the wuality of this flicks a bit, though, smooth out the motion, improve sprites, ect. It would be super double plus win to see one of these toons all badassedly animated then end it with enlightenment.


hackenslacker1337hackenslacker1337

Rated 5 / 5 stars

housegrounds

That wasn't lupus.

Also, nice pitch change work.

I <3 my weighted companion cube, and thanks to ent_create_portal_weight_box, i never killed it =*)


MafuriosMafurios

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

nice job

not bad but you should make it longer.


triyatriya

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

...?

wth... wth is a companion cube?


SgtwoodsySgtwoodsy

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hooray.

Hooray for Portal.

Hooray for Dad.

Hooray for Enlightenment.


Whatevar11Whatevar11

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

LOL

Funny , but random. Just generaly confused me.


OneRedMageOneRedMage

Rated 4 / 5 stars

nooooes

I'm srry man but without the enlightenment, this isn't very enjoyable. ShOw Me ThE eNlIgHtEnMeNt!!!!!


TheomyladTheomylad

Rated 4 / 5 stars

lol

i know it sounds perverted, but without the enlightenmnt, it isnt that great. still funny.

"Aperture Science EnLightenment center"

NOT NOW DAD
YES
NOW
LOLWUT


statikeye1statikeye1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

ENLIGHTENMENT!

lol. i really cant think of anything short and witty about this one.


Sarge51Sarge51

Rated 5 / 5 stars

W00t

My two favorite things. Portal and Madness. Perfecto.


darknessexzerodarknessexzero

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

entertaming but.....

The thing was an artifical lady and it was a robot.....That sucks


ninjanaruka84ninjanaruka84

Rated 4 / 5 stars

huh?

y is the title DADNESS portals???
its ok its still funny lol :)


MaskumaxMaskumax

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Enlightenment!!

My chocolate hole scream for more enlightenment!!
brilliant as usual... love Your stile and humor.... never stop!! :)


Cassu666Cassu666

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

cool man

Damn cool video but i want to know what is the name of the music in the center of the video lol :D


Cloud551Cloud551

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Good...

Could've been more, though.


sammo75sammo75

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

wtf?!

good animation but i really dont get it


DeathkrDeathkr

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hai dad!

I thought the dad series was Painfull and confusing and makes me punch babies everytimes..And thats why I Love it so much...Keep it up I NEED MORE ENLIGHTENMENT!


QuadroKitsuneQuadroKitsune

Rated 5 / 5 stars

LMAOness!

Don't you just love it when you enter a place that claims to be something different than you expected? XD Jebus sure let his gullability (if any) get the better of him.

"Nooooooooes!"
"TAKE IT LIKE A MAN SON" LOL!


chaosyourgodchaosyourgod

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

crap really carp

you don't need death but you do need more ideas


ShockSJWShockSJW

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Dad?

Fuck yeah, dad. :3


spawnxdspawnxd

Rated 4 / 5 stars

hhhhhhhhmmmmm..........

wtf did you do to her vocr put it in a blender?


chubbychildchubbychild

Rated 3 / 5 stars

4/5

Lol @ enlightenment center


TivaelydocTivaelydoc

Rated 5 / 5 stars

MOAR!

MOAR ENLIGHTENMENT!!!


Ultimask8erUltimask8er

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

good

good animation! =) but not really that funny =(


jaiwhite205jaiwhite205

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

???

This ws a pretty good movie, but was NOT funny!


morgandude93morgandude93

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

HAHAAHA FUNNY

It's the two things i love! Portal and ENLIGHTENMENT.


SupaPeevesSupaPeeves

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Sup Tasers

You should of never made Dad series. :D


CheezdoodlesCheezdoodles

Rated 4 / 5 stars

RAEP TIME

Probably not my favorite Dad, but meh. Awezum anyways.
NO GO MAIK SUM MOAR DAD KTHX


At7CommandoAt7Commando

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hehe

This was good but i have but 3 questions for you.

1.Are you making any more of these soon?

2.Are you using sprites to make madness guys?

3.And is it true dad is going to rape us all? (oh noez)


yokomesoyokomeso

Rated 5 / 5 stars

CZek

LEavinG It To th IMaginaATion HERE Wsa a SwEEt DeEAl

IZssa ThaEr ZoMetHinG WROng WiT ME ThaAt I COuLD See DAd RAPiNg DAwg JEsUSu EVEN ThOugh U DIDn"t AnImAte IT!?ss


shadow-sin-blackfireshadow-sin-blackfire

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Lawlz

Awww you skiped tje enlightenment, Lawlz Always good for a laugh


STeeLRaTnlSTeeLRaTnl

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

kinda liek... ya. lol?

hehe fun


tricky506tricky506

Rated 5 / 5 stars

lol

wow the enlightenment center.......lol that would suck 2 go there


Cleon2267Cleon2267

Rated 5 / 5 stars

HAHAHA portal

what a trap and tricky got MAGA BURNED HAHAHAHAHA IN YOUR FACE


lord-of-newgroundialord-of-newgroundia

Rated 5 / 5 stars

didn't see that coming

i love maddness, portal but wait who is that russian guy with the claws?


JayZXJayZX

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ahahah!!

Very funny :p

Very good work ^^


Ryuuzaki222Ryuuzaki222

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Poor

I thought this was done pretty poorly. You wasted plenty of time with the useless "You know what happens next" part. The animation has been done to often and the sound quality was pretty poor.


Unkle-KrakerzUnkle-Krakerz

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Dad was great series/parodie of Madness Combat

Well I gotta say, the whole Dad series is worth reviewing, but I don't wanna revview all 21 episodes because...well there's so many and they're really short, and plus you removed them all off Newgrounds and now only viewable on Krinkels' site. I'll just review the whole series here.

Well it was a pretty good series, nice funny dialogue and music, to tell you the truth, I would consider Tasers to be a freakin' genius! I mean the catch-phrase "FEEL THE ENLIGHTMENT!" I mean who else could think that up? Plus I loved all the variations of the characters and the designs too. Not just Dad's changing appearence in every episode, but also Hank with a sex change and white suit into "Heather", LOL. But the real thing I liked the most was the ideas it shared in a whole big series put together, brillant/nice work!

The only thing I do not like about Dad, however, (and thus me, not ggiving it a 10) is well... to tell you the truth the Dad series has gutter production values and horrible animation (most/all of the characters are sprites) but it's more how I liked how he used this at his disposal, rather than just looking at how poor the animation and graphics are directly, and I think that's what counts.

~ Krakerz ---


mastertangenatormastertangenator

Rated 0 / 5 stars

what?

i don't get it...


XKat50XKat50

Rated 5 / 5 stars

keep it up...

lol
but whats with the madness characters?


jasonpkdiejasonpkdie

Rated 5 / 5 stars

holy shet this is hilarious

this is freaking hilarious if u get it


XDSomeDudeXDSomeDude

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Lol

LOL that was soo funny wow but at that u know the rest that took like 1min soo that was a boring but Great Flash keep making them >:D


LostNekoLostNeko

Rated 4 / 5 stars

entertaining i guess.

i dont get it....


arly803arly803

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

????

uuuuuhhhhhhhh.... o k that was strange


lukeeletelukeelete

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

???? err..........................................

??????????????? cool i ges but what was the srory telling abalt ???????????/
???


DeathChain01DeathChain01

Rated 5 / 5 stars

oh man lol...

For the people that haven't any idea what's going on, its an addition to the Dad Series. Just ask Krinkels about it.

Anyway, that was great, replacing Enrichment with Enlightenment! And what did Dad do to the Companion Cube? It turned all reddish and stuff.


Redtiger177Redtiger177

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Well...

I enjoyed reference to the Engineer "Take it like a man, son!"


TribalTribal

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Not a bad flash.

But, no actually.
What's the rest?


animenut89animenut89

Rated 1 / 5 stars

wtf

first off the only good thing i liked the music all the rest wtf the only way you could tell it was portal was the apature scince symbol and the companion cube second of all the text was white an a light background it was confusing


KooshMasterKooshMaster

Rated 2 / 5 stars

I agree with the person below me

the only good part was the song. I really didn't enjoy it.


razor500razor500

Rated 5 / 5 stars

where

did you come up with this series?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!


ljdartenljdarten

Rated 2 / 5 stars

bah weep grah ninny bop?

and again, the total intelligence of the universe drops just a little bit.


The-RangerThe-Ranger

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Bad....

What in the heck is this?
It isn't funny...or entertaining...


the-game-masterthe-game-master

Rated 5 / 5 stars

what is the rest?

you heard me what is the rest?


nathonixnathonix

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

wtfux

why isn't this also in the madness collection?


Hembrent-ParadoxHembrent-Paradox

Rated 5 / 5 stars

And for some reason..

.. I can identify myself as Dad.

Best left at that.

Good working on the Series!


TwoUpWebTwoUpWeb

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

lolwut?

"I'm going to Feel you."


Mckilla1Mckilla1

Rated 3 / 5 stars

AAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY EYES HAVE MELTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Docter: He's right. His eyes have melted

SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Xelig00nXelig00n

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Fukken saved

Sick and incredible.
Total randomness at its best, to be honest i laughed when i saw the LOADING screen. HOUSE!

And well, a good pun/playing-with-words joke in there.
Faved for lulz


SHOL3SHOL3

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

......

weird end O.o great though


warmax26warmax26

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

WTF???

omg


SuperSparkySuperSparky

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Wait... what?

This... IS MADNESS!

lol wut?


s33th1ng-blAcks33th1ng-blAck

Rated 0 / 5 stars

that was dumb...

that was random... and not in the cool way!!! >.>


NewAssasination11NewAssasination11

Rated 2 / 5 stars

...

What the FUCK


WoramotWoramot

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I LOVE IT!

Made not much sense to me but I fuckin' love it.

I have Enlightenment as a ringtone. Awesome, huh?


scorpia450scorpia450

Rated 5 / 5 stars

read this

wait till the end and he says im guna feel u (again)


Jimbob321Jimbob321

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Funny

A funny rip-off!!


ErichoEricho

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Very unexpected

I'm not that familiar with the "Dad" series, so I can't say how good this was in comparison to the other things. I will say that I was disappointed that this was a Madness Combat tribute with little to no action. I do have to praise the character designs. It's a good example of how you can just do anything with the Madness Combat series. It was also nice to see the companion cube. While pretty short, at least you threw in some cool stuff like the companion cube.


joekirkjoekirk

Rated 1 / 5 stars

ok.....

what in the fuck did i just see?


DrSalvadorkDrSalvadork

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ok...

There is no way someone could dislike this. Youve combined two things everyone knows and loves. :D


UndeadReaperEXUndeadReaperEX

Rated 5 / 5 stars

LOL

Really want to see the Ending where Jebus is Enlightened.


RandomesRandomes

Rated 5 / 5 stars

love cub, lol

i love dad, no love love but i like he


vortigon09vortigon09

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

good

i can't see the enlightenment


zap26zap26

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

i dontg understand,why does"dad" rape everone?

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