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11/21/2007 | 12:50AM EST
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2.20 / 5.00
Score Rank: #101,023 Popularity Rank: #30,162
500 votes | 5,916 views
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Blam this piece of crap!
This makes poop look good.
Nothing too new or interesting.
Not bad. In fact… I like it!
This Flash is crunk, fo' shizzle!
Woot!!! All my 5 R belong to this!
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UPDATE: A few people are saying that Santa is giving them not what they ask for and even giving them porn. Let me tell you Santa KNOWS what you need not what you want!
This is the second time I've uploaded this. The first time it got blamed because it blew peoples minds. Ill give you guys a second chance to play with this so you can realize that it truly is POWERED BY THE REAL MAGIC OF THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT. Enter your wildest Christmas desires into this and get a magic surprise! ENJOY! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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Average Score: 8.1 / 10
"what i got"
a kawasaki ninja, an anime, super sayian jesus a soccer player and a stupd bx that said it was a transformer
"Extremly long load times ruined a good flash"
The search system was great, but I waited so long my first time veiwing this I thought it was a joke. The "I'm on my way" screen gets annoying after the first, I dont know, 10 minutes. Best veiwed while on another site or watching diffrent videos.
Still, the idea is very good and in the end it was funny and interesting.
"lol"
i typed in communist, i got a picture of jesus. urinal gives you a urinal with robotic arms (possibly intended for raping lol)
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I'm pretty sure I understand... But to be fair to the illusionist, I will refuse to print it... Well written, but I've got to say, that clip starts getting really annoying after a while...
"genius"
dunno how you did it, i laughed cause you had a lot of thing in there, to see if you had it i typed in "EMO" and you seriously had a picture. and i found out that all these people saying it takes forever to load, if it takes too long its not in the database and just reload the page