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Even the Man of Steel gets HARD!
The dangers of blue balls can be painful. Kami-sama knows I felt that before. I wonder what would happen if some Kryptonite were around Superman when he got a Superhardon? It takes the term "more powerful than a locomotive" all too seriously.
Upon the day of this review is when Cartoon Network's TOONAMI debuted Superman. Let's hope those big blue balls don't go to his Superhead…and I mean the OTHER ONE!
It was absolute fucking shite!! and thats putting it mildly!!
i was up for some superman hardcore shaggin!!
but instead he fucks up monuments' heads!! huh??
whats that all about????
What the Hell?!
He began with a good idea, but it was all lost in the translation. I was left with one simple thought: "What the Hell?!"
The idea has potential- please use what you have, expand on it, and let it make more sence!!!
Hey come on! We all waited ten years for this thing to load cause we wanted to see Superman get some! BAAH!
SUCKED MY BALLS!
THIS IS A POOR EXCUSS FOR A PARODY. IF SUPERMAN WAS SO DAMN SEXULLY FRUSTRATED WHY DIDNT HE JUSK GO FUCK WONDER WOMAN OR SOMTHING!
ASTEROID HURLING TOWARDS EARTH!!!
tasty crunch of yummy cookie crumble
Detective Nwar is one day away from retirement.
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