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Jan 5, 2002 | 5:13 AM EST

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Play songs in Swears, or sing along to pre-programmed classics such as Row, Row, Row your Ass!



Rated 5 / 5 stars August 9, 2011


thats the best piano game ever invented!

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars August 6, 2011


Wow, it is great to take a look back at a submission that caused so much change on this website. The coolest thing is probably the way he dances. The voice is actually pretty adorable. That makes it all the funnier when he says all the worst swear words out there. There are simply a really good variety of lines that you can make yourself. Even if most of them don't make sense, it's still great to look at as the graphics it does have are pretty impressive.

I guess you might consider this a soundboard, but it's probably too small to qualify. It's fun just to see this bear raise his arms and body while he swears. It's also fun to hear him not quite finish his words before you go to another word. It's incredibly simple, but that is all that it needs to be. I didn't even discover the "Songs" part until now!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars July 27, 2011


Great piano game!


Rated 5 / 5 stars July 19, 2011


A** hole eat S*** keep up the great work add more swearing keys please


Rated 5 / 5 stars July 11, 2011

Awesomely amusign instrument!

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