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Jan 5, 2002 | 5:13 AM EST

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This is a new Toy from www.SWEARBEAR.com
Play songs in Swears, or sing along to pre-programmed classics such as Row, Row, Row your Ass!

Reviews


hazardouspandahazardouspanda

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars March 27, 2012

Pretty addicting!



tyler2513tyler2513

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars February 3, 2012

By Far Outdated

-Good-
This was a decent submission at the time I suppose and I guess I could see how somebody could find the recent care bears swearing funny at the time. The sound quality was good and the songs were clear and easy to hear and I got a laugh out of how it sounded just like a childs toy the whole time listening to these songs like twinkle twinkle little shit. The graphics were decent enough for the time being for a cursing keyboard.

-Improve-
The replay appeal is kind of short because it really is not much and there is not anything to the game at all its one of the less better gadget games in my opinion. The graphics could use an update and sure at the time this could be decently funny but by now it is just unfortunately bland and unfunny. Its more like child humor now as well as a much small replay appeal even though there was not much of one to begin with.

-Overall-
A decent game I suppose at the time it had some humor to it but there never was much of a replay effect to it and by now the humor is just plain childish and unfunny.

-TY Reviews



lordzerolordzero

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars January 26, 2012

Really old school

I always thought it was REALLY strange and kinda stupid you put "eat" in there as one of the keys. I know it goes with "shit", but by itself it doesn't work at all, and when it's hit during a song like the first song Mary had a little Lamb, it really breaks the flow and sounds weird with the rest. The same goes with "head" and "you" of course. Also "pecker" really doesn't work since it's a two syllable word. Not sure why you didn't use "cunt", "cock", "pussy" if you like using multiple syllables, or some other obvious ones that also actually count as swear words. But I guess the idea in general is just some kiddy play thing for 5th graders so it doesn't really matter.

I guess for what it is, and for being racy for 10 year olds, you gotta take it at face value. I'm still surprised the "swear bears" got the attention they did back in the old internet, even if the internet didn't have real animation websites back then and any novelty could be funny in a boring office environment. They all seemed like the author didn't really care that much, and they received more attention than the author gave them to begin with. Oh well, heh.



farhaniscoolfarhaniscool

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 27, 2011

YAY

Love it


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KawaiiMewKawaiiMew

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 12, 2011

ROFL!!

TWAT!! xD!!!


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