Score: 10

"funny story"

by: Jake97803

date: July 8, 2008

Once upon a time, there was a sexy ass kingdom called Shit-Shire. Everything was peaceful in Shit-Shire until one day a fuking gay creature called Bonerius attacked. Bonerius had the penis of a/an elephant and the boob of a/an porn star. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one ass cracky knight to save Shit-Shire, and that knight's name was Sir Fukius. As soon as Sir Fukius heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky poop color armor and started riding his cock suck to Bonerius's lair. He took his nooby umbrella and fucked the beast's cock. The beast screamed motha fuka!!! And then banged at Sir Fukius almost killing him. Sir Fukius used his last bit of energy to shank Bonerius away. Thanks to Sir Fukius, the kingdom of Shit-Shire was saved and Sir Fukius and the princess lived happily ever after.

Score: 10

"This is the funniest shit ever!"

by: Homero4real

date: April 19, 2008

u years ago, in a campsite in My penus, a/an Bitchy camper named RicoSuave had the adventure of his life. It all began in one skanky morning when RicoSuave was hunting ur ass. He heard a poop roar louder than any ur as he had ever heard. He went to check out what had made than sound, but he found nothing. Later that night, he heard the same poop roar, but this time he knew it was close by. He wondered off in the night and saw a/an sexy creature with 69 fur. RicoSuave knew this had to be the sexy Bigfoot. RicoSuave had to be careful, so he hid behind a nearby ur cock. He started to think of anal sex, and his stomach started growling. Immediately, the beast turned around and had sex at RicoSuave. Holy shit ur mom, yelled RicoSuave, as the 69 beast reached him. RicoSuave was never seen again, but legend says that you can still hear the screams of RicoSuave around that campsite in My penus.

Score: 10

"Mine makes no sense"

by: Chdonga

date: March 29, 2008

Once upon a time, there was a Stinky kingdom called Scat Land. Everything was peaceful in Scat Land until one day a Fat creature called Scorpia attacked. Scorpia had the Fist of a/an Chdonga and the Tail of a/an Glunkytent. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one Hungry knight to save Scat Land, and that knight's name was Chdonga. As soon as Chdonga heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky Red armor and started riding his Kryll to Scorpia's lair. He took his Ign'nt Flamberd and Owned the beast's Toe. The beast screamed HAXOR!!! And then Shlarbed at Chdonga almost killing him. Chdonga used his last bit of energy to Pwn Scorpia away. Thanks to Chdonga, the kingdom of Scat Land was saved and Chdonga and the princess lived happily ever after.

Score: 10

"camp me!"

by: ultrakole

date: March 7, 2008

Once upon a time, there was a ran kingdom called camp me. Everything was peaceful in camp me until one day a shoot creature called ganon attacked. ganon had the leg of a/an puppy and the arm of a/an kitty. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one tripped knight to save camp me, and that knight's name was link. As soon as link heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky red armor and started riding his zombie to ganon's lair. He took his feel sword and died the beast's head. The beast screamed nerd!!! And then losed at link almost killing him. link used his last bit of energy to shot ganon away. Thanks to link, the kingdom of camp me was saved and link and the princess lived happily ever after.

Score: 10

"OMG! XD"

by: klompors

date: February 17, 2008

12 years ago, in a campsite in YouRAssLol, a/an AssBlast camper named King Kong had the adventure of his life. It all began in one ChocTeeth morning when King Kong was hunting Cocks. He heard a OMGGGGGGGG roar louder than any Cock he had ever heard. He went to check out what had made than sound, but he found nothing. Later that night, he heard the same OMGGGGGGGG roar, but this time he knew it was close by. He wondered off in the night and saw a/an lOloLoLoL creature with BigBoot fur. King Kong knew this had to be the lOloLoLoL Bigfoot. King Kong had to be careful, so he hid behind a nearby Sorly.. He started to think of Chicken, and his stomach started growling. Immediately, the beast turned around and Loled at King Kong. Holy *Suck Dick Didoo, yelled King Kong, as the BigBoot beast reached him. King Kong was never seen again, but legend says that you can still hear the screams of King Kong around that campsite in YouRAssLol.

Nice!!