God punishes Egypt with 10 wacky plagues!4.42 / 5.00 5,311 Views
You wanna see it? You wanna see my pecker?4.41 / 5.00 9,666 Views
Why everyone hated the kid that lived across the street4.35 / 5.00 3,017 Views
So, tonight, I was watching the Yankee game. I love the Yankees, and I rooted for them all the way. When it started looking really bleak, I left the room and started praying to the Good Lord. I promised I'd go a day without eating one of my favorite foods if the Yanks won the series. They won. Time to bust out flash. So, I was talking to OrangeDock only to find out that he's a Red Socks fan. Uh-oh. That didn't go to well. Then I took out a dead horse- my classic AK-47 joke. That's how I got this.