EDIT: I added the NG preloader because mine didn't work. I would highly recommend you turn down your graphics quality, and for those of you that are looking for instructions, it is under "Help" in the main menu.
Clear the Newgrounds Flash Portal of crappy flash so you and all the other good flashes can get in.
Sorry about the large file size - there are a lot of screenshots. You also may need to lower your quality if you have a slow computer.
It took me a few weeks to make this, it is my first game, I decided to make it after I was screwing around with actionscript. There are probobly still a few bugs so if you find any leave a review, I also appreciate commentary. If you've never been on the Newgrounds Flash portal you might not understand some of the humor in the overwhelming amount of crappy flash, but then please vote based on the game itself.
I added survival mode in case the main story gets boring, there are three difficulty levels you can play. Hard mode is nearly impossible, you'll probobly end up with a negative score.
All the music is from the NG audio portal.