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Eulogy For: Apple vs. Windows

(Score at Death: 1.63/5.00)

This submission was BLAMMED by our users.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

09/27/07 – 07/30/08


Submitted by Anim8or666 with the following comments:

Ever wonder what would happen if Apple and Windows met?

Score: 10
Sparkwattclock

"funny"

date: September 27, 2007

This submission makes a good point about windows, they suck!


Score: 3
Metroid2005

"Really bad..."

date: September 27, 2007

First off, way to break new ground with the Mac/PC debate. Really, anybody who actually owns a Mac knows it's superior, and they're kind of getting old. Second, learn to animate. It's pretty bad, and without sound it just makes it worse.


Score: 1
demonslayr

"Terrible"

date: September 27, 2007

This isn't funny at all. Hardly anything interesting. I was hoping for more, but all I see are terrible gradients and a crappy flash with no sound. Terrible.


Score: 1
Theomylad

"nah"

date: September 27, 2007

too short, and needed better animation and sound.


Score: 0
DarkBloodySoul

"not terrible"

date: September 27, 2007

REALLY!!! Déja Vue maximum power, reminds me of those tv commercial. Ok mac lover, who change NORMAL pluging...Mac, who's not even able to have a non disturbing toolbar...Mac. The list is long not to mention loads of computer game don't work on mac. I'm sure you can do better than that.


Score: 0
Iocusan

"sickening."

date: September 27, 2007

Try something original, add sound, and put some effort into it.


Score: 6
police-master

"This isn't that hot."

date: September 27, 2007

Whatever. No sound, short, poor animation...

And, hello? With Boot Camp installed you can run Windows on a Mac, so you can have all your decadent gaming minus the crashes.


Score: 0
Unibrow5000

"you suck"

date: September 27, 2007

the mac sucks but windows rocks. also that was a really bad animation


Score: 5
injailby20

"Windows rules!"

date: September 28, 2007

I didn't like that there was no sound, and the animation was really bad too.


Score: 1
djstaz0ne

"not at all what i expected"

date: September 28, 2007

i thought this was gonna be one of those fake windows flashes; a hybrid of windows and mac, but it turned out to be a 10 second animation.

Mac sucks, Windows sucks, Linux sucks, Unix sucks, Solaris sucks, and your animation sucks


Score: 3
Darkside7000

"Hi I'm a Mac."

date: September 28, 2007

Reminds me of those Justin Long ads. I lol'd at it, but it just wasn't very good. The graphics were shit (although the animation on the Apple when it ate the windows sign was decent). The best thing about it was probably the Apple logo, which you didn't draw.

It would use a "gulp" sound effect when eating the Windows sign and some nice ambient background music couldn't hurt.

Keep on flashin'


Score: 8
JoxskornerStudios01

"OMG"

date: September 28, 2007

If you seriusly were at all smart you would know that the best operateing system is Linux so yeah. but besides that the animation is ok. could be longer.


Score: 4
RSQViper

"Poor"

date: September 28, 2007

The graphics were sub-standard and there wer eno sounds, voices, background music, nothing.

The animation was also pretty bad. The apple opening it's "mouth" was crude. Definitely could have been done better than that.

Also, the whole Apple vs Mac thing is overdone. If you're going to do it you've got to find a different angle and make it good.


Score: 4
aap

"Bleh."

by: aap
date: September 28, 2007

If you had Windows you wouldn't make such a crappy animation. :)


Score: 2
SomaticGnome

"Awful"

date: October 1, 2007

They meet all the time in Apple's commercials...and those are a lot better.


Score: 0
kvoii

"*snore*"

by: kvoii
date: October 1, 2007

Sorry, not nearly enogh content.


Score: 0
ngmastah

"horrible....."

date: October 8, 2007

mac: Hi am a mac
pc: and im a pc
mac: hey pc what are you doing?
pc: uploading some awesome mspaint art onto ng
mac: You mean kind a like my appleworks program?
pc: yeah
mac: But wait ng cant upload cwks......
pc: I know
mac: So how are you doing that?
pc: Well paint can save in gif jpeg png bitmap and other stuff.
mac: But the paint program for apple works only saves in....
mac: CWKS?!
pc: well windows equipped paint onto there and you can save it in jepg or anything els so you dont have to waste 600 bucks on friggin ps just to upload a goddamn picture.

end of commercial one.


Score: 0
Skwaire

"horrible....."

date: February 9, 2008

mac: Hi am a mac
pc: and im a pc
mac: hey pc what are you doing?
pc: uploading some awesome mspaint art onto ng
mac: You mean kind a like my appleworks program?
pc: yeah
mac: But wait ng cant upload cwks......
pc: I know
mac: So how are you doing that?
pc: Well paint can save in gif jpeg png bitmap and other stuff.
mac: But the paint program for apple works only saves in....
mac: CWKS?!
pc: well windows equipped paint onto there and you can save it in jepg or anything els so you dont have to waste 600 bucks on friggin ps just to upload a goddamn picture.

end of commercial one.


Score: 0
smulse

"horrible....."

by: smulse
date: April 22, 2008

mac: Hi am a mac
pc: and im a pc
mac: hey pc what are you doing?
pc: uploading some awesome mspaint art onto ng
mac: You mean kind a like my appleworks program?
pc: yeah
mac: But wait ng cant upload cwks......
pc: I know
mac: So how are you doing that?
pc: Well paint can save in gif jpeg png bitmap and other stuff.
mac: But the paint program for apple works only saves in....
mac: CWKS?!
pc: well windows equipped paint onto there and you can save it in jepg or anything els so you dont have to waste 600 bucks on friggin ps just to upload a goddamn picture.

end of commercial one.


Score: 2
Clovernoris

"THEN TUX SHOWS UP!!!!!"

date: May 8, 2008

HE WOULD EAT THE APPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL HAIL LINUX!!!!!!
ubuntu


Score: 7
danicos

"heh!"

date: July 18, 2008

I thought It waz `aight!