My job is to be 10 years older than Max (because of the minimum age), who does all the real work around here. I'll hand the keyboard over to him now.
Hey, Max speaking. Sorry about the terrible quality video. I'll try to replace this file with a better one just as soon as I can figure out the magic combiniation of framerate, bitrate, and resolution that just about exactly matches the maximum filesize. Flash video isn't very good, especially if you need to keep five minutes of video to a maximum of 10 megs. The current file is 8 megs, and you really need to squint to read the subtitles. There's a higher quality version on YouTube (my YouTube name is DavidTheCatMedia). Sorry about the lack of preloader: I don't have Flash or Swift, I'm just using SUPER to generate a SWF file from a WMV file. If anyone has a problem with that I won't take this down with no complaints. If anyone can point me toward a free substitute for Flash or Swift (I'm short on cash at the moment) I'd be very grateful. You wouldn't believe how many Google searches I've run on this.
This video was made by me for my 8th grade Spanish class. This is the third version to be placed on the Internet, the second version to have subtitles, and the first version to have no ending credits music. The music was lifted without permission from TooMuchSpareTime's FROGGED (which I strongly suggest you watch.) While this was fine for Spanish class and I did give Andrew Kepple his credit, I decided to cut it from this version in the interests of politeness.