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Sep 26, 2007 | 4:08 PM EDT
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    TANKMEN In the year of 20XX, the world has been destroyed. These guys are all that is left.

Author Comments

Ok so I have some issues with it, (that's the reason I was putting it off for a year), but I figured I should finish it and get it out there.

I put the musical selections on my user page.



Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

im not amused

well the graphics and animation are great, but i really didn't find anything funny about it, a couple little giggles is all i got. I don't understand why it has risen so far up in the charts but you know whatever, im just one man

JohnnyUtah responds:

well dont look at me. i just make em.


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

(title in work)

^^Good Points^^
The graphics were certainly quite impressive. The lip syncing was pretty good, and certain scenes, like the chase scene was pretty cool.

^^Needs Improving^^
I watched for a good five minutes and didn't even laugh. Not even a smile. Honestly, I barely see much besides a few jokes that are "I shit my pants lets give this a 4.70 score funny". Honestly, this was not very funny at all to me.


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


The slow pace and the weak punchlines deem this animation as not funny at all. Also the voice acting was very irritating. The only reason this is top is because it's a suck up to Newgrounds. The graphics were ok, so I'm giving you 3/10.


Rated 1 / 5 stars

No Offense intended... BUT...

The talent required to produce this work was evident. The Flash animation was well-composed, and the layout was fine, if not a bit garish in color choice (but considering the website's scheme, forgiveable).
The voice acting was fair and recorded at fine levels.

The place where this is really an abjectfailure is in it's content.

There wasn't a single place where I found it funny.

There is something called pacing... learn it. LIVE IT. You have the skills to put something together... just do it now. Go beyond the box of sucking Wade Fulp's ass and do something original too.

Aside from drag-footed pacing, there is a sense of poor timing and genuinely unfunny material. You are dealing with BG here. Making funny shit out of NG is as easy as catching herpes at a $5 brothel. If you need to, have someone script it. There is a potential for greatness here, but as long as you stifle your efforts, you will produce more of same.

Sure, the Fulp-fans will drive you to #1 of all time - they would kiss a leper's ass to get in good with the guy. But you have the talent to stand on your own.

Do it and prove you can be what I see as an untapped potential above the normal crap.

JohnnyUtah responds:

no offense taken. believe me I know were the problems are, but you sir are just an out of touch douche that seems unhappy with his life.

I mean who else would spend SO MUCH TIME in the politics forum on newgrounds of all places. you're wasting so much time of your life it aint funny.

here's some advice, stop acting like a miserable dick and contribute something instead of being an armchair critic.


Rated 1 / 5 stars

That was.. weird

The art and animation was really nice. But that's pretty much all about it. The script, the jokes, the voiceacting and everything else was just bad. I liked Tankmen 1 WAY better than this one.

You should try to come up with new series, this one just won't do it anymore in my opinion.

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