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Ok so I have some issues with it, (that's the reason I was putting it off for a year), but I figured I should finish it and get it out there.
I put the musical selections on my user page.
(title in work)
The graphics were certainly quite impressive. The lip syncing was pretty good, and certain scenes, like the chase scene was pretty cool.
I watched for a good five minutes and didn't even laugh. Not even a smile. Honestly, I barely see much besides a few jokes that are "I shit my pants lets give this a 4.70 score funny". Honestly, this was not very funny at all to me.
The slow pace and the weak punchlines deem this animation as not funny at all. Also the voice acting was very irritating. The only reason this is top is because it's a suck up to Newgrounds. The graphics were ok, so I'm giving you 3/10.
No Offense intended... BUT...
The talent required to produce this work was evident. The Flash animation was well-composed, and the layout was fine, if not a bit garish in color choice (but considering the website's scheme, forgiveable).
The voice acting was fair and recorded at fine levels.
The place where this is really an abjectfailure is in it's content.
There wasn't a single place where I found it funny.
There is something called pacing... learn it. LIVE IT. You have the skills to put something together... just do it now. Go beyond the box of sucking Wade Fulp's ass and do something original too.
Aside from drag-footed pacing, there is a sense of poor timing and genuinely unfunny material. You are dealing with BG here. Making funny shit out of NG is as easy as catching herpes at a $5 brothel. If you need to, have someone script it. There is a potential for greatness here, but as long as you stifle your efforts, you will produce more of same.
Sure, the Fulp-fans will drive you to #1 of all time - they would kiss a leper's ass to get in good with the guy. But you have the talent to stand on your own.
Do it and prove you can be what I see as an untapped potential above the normal crap.
no offense taken. believe me I know were the problems are, but you sir are just an out of touch douche that seems unhappy with his life.
I mean who else would spend SO MUCH TIME in the politics forum on newgrounds of all places. you're wasting so much time of your life it aint funny.
here's some advice, stop acting like a miserable dick and contribute something instead of being an armchair critic.
That was.. weird
The art and animation was really nice. But that's pretty much all about it. The script, the jokes, the voiceacting and everything else was just bad. I liked Tankmen 1 WAY better than this one.
You should try to come up with new series, this one just won't do it anymore in my opinion.
ITS A GOOD THING YOUR OPINION IS WORTHLESS
genuine not funnyness
bland, boring, predictable. maybe if i was in 8th grade i would give it a higher rating.
and guys. giving it a ten means you believe this video is perfect.... and nothing can ever be better than it.
What to expect when you're expecting (an acceptance letter)
Some magic frog BEATS!
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