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Sep 13, 2007 | 6:49 PM EDT
  • Daily 4th Place September 14, 2007

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We are Kris Wilson of Cyanide and Happiness fame ( and Chase Suddarth of Tomorrow's Nobody ( We have come together at last to present to you a sperm in a necktie, that and a story about a seashell.

Dr. Suave is here to class up the joint.

Or watch it at Explosm



Rated 5 / 5 stars

note to self never pick up sea shells again.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

WHAT JUST HAPPENED. It was like someone put a microphone in the see to hear how loud it really was.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


What he heard was Billy Mays soul calling him out beucase he didn't buy enough oxy clean to clean his bathing suit, which is why he was wearing clothes :O

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

expected it

I totally seen it coming! Well not really, Great job :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars


of course you can hear the fucking ocean you're right next to it XD

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