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Sep 13, 2007 | 6:49 PM EDT
  • Daily 4th Place September 14, 2007

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We are Kris Wilson of Cyanide and Happiness fame ( and Chase Suddarth of Tomorrow's Nobody ( We have come together at last to present to you a sperm in a necktie, that and a story about a seashell.

Dr. Suave is here to class up the joint.

Or watch it at Explosm /140/



Rated 5 / 5 stars April 14, 2012

note to self never pick up sea shells again.


Rated 5 / 5 stars February 22, 2012

WHAT JUST HAPPENED. It was like someone put a microphone in the see to hear how loud it really was.


Rated 5 / 5 stars March 6, 2011


What he heard was Billy Mays soul calling him out beucase he didn't buy enough oxy clean to clean his bathing suit, which is why he was wearing clothes :O

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Rated 5 / 5 stars January 21, 2011

expected it

I totally seen it coming! Well not really, Great job :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars September 28, 2010


of course you can hear the fucking ocean you're right next to it XD

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