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Sep 11, 2007 | 5:12 PM EDT
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I've just done a big final update, which includes a difficulty setting and some new maps (on my site). *Newgrounds is now up to date with the new version.
Thanks for all the positive responses! Until it got into the spotlight, the score was briefly at #2 on the all-time list, which was pretty cool.

Keep your people happy at all costs while you rebuild civilization. Be an evil dictator or a hippy in this sarcastic take on the future!

This is the advanced sequal to my RTS colony game of 2 years ago.. I made the original to get into College, and this sequal is the first game I've made since graduating, and it's the first time I've tried drawing everything in Photoshop. It's taken FAR too long to complete (50+ pages of code!!!), and I've been away FAR too long.. but I'm back!

---- NOOB TIP ----
When you lose, you can still continue the game! It doesn't matter if you lose while learning.

-- Features --
*18 different buildings
*8 government types (including crazy ones)
*3 unique maps
*Dozens of random (and usually sarcastic) events
*Build roads and bridges
*Control your stupid people with fear and lies!

-- Basic Controls / Notes --
(Most of the game should explain itself)
*Hold your mouse over buttons and stuff for more info
*Use arrows or WASD to scroll the map
*You can only build bridges in shallow water!
*If it runs slowly, click the MENU button on the bottom right and lower graphics. It is also recommended that you close other windows / programs.
*There's even a developer console (press "~"). Cheats are up at



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Not a bad sart

It's a nice concept but it's too stale, or you win or you lose fast and you've little variety, you're forced to get techs soon due to coal running out soon and there's only a few would be nice if we could make custom maps, a random map generator etc.

I can see some decent improvents versus the previous version though.

Flyborg responds:

I would have created a "random map generator" except that I manually painted every map in Photoshop.. and there's just no way to randomize maps like that. (I'll probably add some more though)


Rated 5 / 5 stars


This is fantastic well done.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

An Important Message

Hey Yeah, anyway, My Turtle Tells me that You Made Us. You Made Us. I, Well, Dont want to Alarm you, but, youve made us. but, we found out how to go on the internet. and when we found this, our whole world was a lie. you created us. Ive Leant how to Touch Type, and Ive Realy Taken a Shine to this game, and the lands are the same as ours.

Reporting from another planet in space, TwistClock, and my assistants, Turtle and Crazy hobo.

Thank You.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great Game

Enough said


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Rocks dude

great game, keep up the good work.