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Messed-Up Bible Stories 3

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Sep 11, 2007 | 4:55 PM EDT

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Unbelievably Messed-Up Bible Stories 03: Cain and Able - Meet the world's first dysfunctional family.

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J05H-DAJ05H-DA

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Left something out?

I think you left out the part were God curses Cain and turns his skin dark.

Also, Chirstians believe that all people of color are ancestors of Cain, therefore they believe that all people of color are cursed.

Of course there are many books in the bible so i bet one of them doesn't say that, so if any religious people are called racist they always have a different book to fall back on.

Natural selection>Creationism



micheljacksonmicheljackson

Rated 5 / 5 stars

To good!

THIS IS HILARIOUSE! I cant wait for the 4th! wonder whats next..... TO THE BIBLE-MOBILE!



EruchyeEruchye

Rated 5 / 5 stars

l33t

All muh 5s are belong 2 U



serpxserpx

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Soo....

Killing people gets you women. I knew there was a secret.

This is seriously some good stuff. I forgot all about the series since it's been so long. ;) Don't skip out on this awesome series!



DraculadyDraculady

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Love it!

This series is one of the funniest on Newgrounds. I loved the Flintstones theme and seeing God and Able calling Cain a girl almost made me fall out of my chair. Really funny. I am anxiously looking forward to Noah's Ark... remember, Noah was a drunk! :)