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Messed-Up Bible Stories 3

September 11, 2007 –
May 10, 2021
This entry was deleted.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

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Unbelievably Messed-Up Bible Stories 03: Cain and Able - Meet the world's first dysfunctional family.

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He gave his worst crops not fruits

God said cane was a girl too XD
Can you give her bigger boob? Sweet! XD

Fuccin amaizng!! I love this man

LOL! That is hilarious!

That ending, though.
Even being Christian, I find this hilarious... the bible is pretty messed up. There's no arguing that, no matter how hard you try.
To all you trolls who rate 0 or 1 because it makes fun of the bible, keep that in mind.
P.S. Do Greek mythology next! Like how Poseidon fcuked the ground and a horse came out! That part was hilarious! I'd do it myself, but I can't draw anything to save my life!

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4.54 / 5.00