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Sep 11, 2007 | 4:12 PM EDT
  • Daily 4th Place September 12, 2007

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Last month I got caught driving drunk with a concealed weapon while receiving oral sex from a female impersonator, and the judge made me pick between jail time and community service.




Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

it was fun

pretty fun, i liked the ending man


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I'm surprised this hasn't been a real PSA yet.

It's amazing that parental paranoia hasn't gone this far yet. I guess they're too busy making the children's world all "padded, hypoallergenic, and sterilized". </sarcasm>

Children are the future. Remember that, because when we're old, frail, and helpless, they'll be the ones in charge.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


You guys are hilarious!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

thats a nice change

for once it not spam or crap it's funny

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

can't hold it

bwahahahahahaha!!!!. this is very funny.
i like your work strangeclock keep going.

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