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Sep 11, 2007 | 4:12 PM EDT
  • Daily 4th Place September 12, 2007

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Last month I got caught driving drunk with a concealed weapon while receiving oral sex from a female impersonator, and the judge made me pick between jail time and community service.




Rated 2.5 / 5 stars September 12, 2007


Even though its funny, I agree with the first submission. Theres a time, place and manor of how to be with children. You should show your love by touching them. In that i mean, hugging and playing with them. Just don't be a SICK FUCK when your doing it.

So I give it stars for humor. Thats all.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars September 12, 2007

dont u agree?

I guess u can like this in a lot of different ways.
this actually apealed to me and kinda funny
so I would say 9/10


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars September 12, 2007

I'm surprised this hasn't been a real PSA yet.

It's amazing that parental paranoia hasn't gone this far yet. I guess they're too busy making the children's world all "padded, hypoallergenic, and sterilized". </sarcasm>

Children are the future. Remember that, because when we're old, frail, and helpless, they'll be the ones in charge.


Rated 4 / 5 stars September 12, 2007


That was actually pretty funny, mostly cuz the title was misleading and was refering to dont touch ever. I never expected that.


Rated 5 / 5 stars September 12, 2007

Very funny!

Actually, while it is very funny it's almost the sad reality of overreaction to child abuse and paedophilia. Also to a recent case involving a certain small English four year old killed by her pa--- *bullet wound* Waffles! Tasty Waffles! But yes it is one of the funnier CC videos, you lot have certainly improved since B or whatever crap it was. *^_^* lml


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