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Last month I got caught driving drunk with a concealed weapon while receiving oral sex from a female impersonator, and the judge made me pick between jail time and community service.
WTF AND I STAND BETWEEN THE UPPER TWO SUBMISSIONS
Even though its funny, I agree with the first submission. Theres a time, place and manor of how to be with children. You should show your love by touching them. In that i mean, hugging and playing with them. Just don't be a SICK FUCK when your doing it.
So I give it stars for humor. Thats all.
dont u agree?
I guess u can like this in a lot of different ways.
this actually apealed to me and kinda funny
so I would say 9/10
I'm surprised this hasn't been a real PSA yet.
It's amazing that parental paranoia hasn't gone this far yet. I guess they're too busy making the children's world all "padded, hypoallergenic, and sterilized". </sarcasm>
Children are the future. Remember that, because when we're old, frail, and helpless, they'll be the ones in charge.
That was actually pretty funny, mostly cuz the title was misleading and was refering to dont touch ever. I never expected that.
Actually, while it is very funny it's almost the sad reality of overreaction to child abuse and paedophilia. Also to a recent case involving a certain small English four year old killed by her pa--- *bullet wound* Waffles! Tasty Waffles! But yes it is one of the funnier CC videos, you lot have certainly improved since B or whatever crap it was. *^_^* lml
When Erik Myers is arrested for drunk driving, he is sentenced to Group Therapy.
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