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Sep 11, 2007 | 4:12 PM EDT
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Last month I got caught driving drunk with a concealed weapon while receiving oral sex from a female impersonator, and the judge made me pick between jail time and community service.




Rated 5 / 5 stars

An important lesson for all

Don't forget, children. If you are ever touched just follow these simple steps:
1. Don't touch back.
2. Let the adult finish, as not to incur further and much harsher punishment touching.
3. When the adult is finished, alert another responsible adult.
4. If this responsible adult touches you, see steps 1-3 again.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


my stun gun is ready to shock


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Hahaha Very funny

I used to hate clock flashes, but I´m slowly starting to dig your stuff :).
Good work man, It made me laugh a lot.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I learned something new today

Touching kids is wrong even if it's only in a platonic non sexual way. Next time a kid wants you to touch them just use your trusty stun gun on em.

Thanks for the tip. You always give great advice.

peace and love to strange clock.



Rated 4 / 5 stars

Haha! LOL

Funny. Shock a kid with a stun gun when they want to be touched HAHA