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Last month I got caught driving drunk with a concealed weapon while receiving oral sex from a female impersonator, and the judge made me pick between jail time and community service.
An important lesson for all
Don't forget, children. If you are ever touched just follow these simple steps:
1. Don't touch back.
2. Let the adult finish, as not to incur further and much harsher punishment touching.
3. When the adult is finished, alert another responsible adult.
4. If this responsible adult touches you, see steps 1-3 again.
my stun gun is ready to shock
Hahaha Very funny
I used to hate clock flashes, but I´m slowly starting to dig your stuff :).
Good work man, It made me laugh a lot.
I learned something new today
Touching kids is wrong even if it's only in a platonic non sexual way. Next time a kid wants you to touch them just use your trusty stun gun on em.
Thanks for the tip. You always give great advice.
peace and love to strange clock.
Funny. Shock a kid with a stun gun when they want to be touched HAHA
Fernando's side project interferes with Gooseman's plans for the business.
Ever wondered what happens when you transfer your Pokemon in Pokémon GO!?
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