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Bon Jovi (Buy!)


Submitted: 09/08/2007 | 10:50PM EST

File Info: Movie | 4.3 MB | Add Movie to Favorites

Genre: Informative

Current Score: 4.21 / 5.00

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Author Comments

Slash FINALLY presents Secret Episode Special 2! :-D

This episode features Andrea364, DarkLotusJuggalo, Coop83, and Jamie. Don't reach for your whistles; all four of them agreed to me making this and asked to be co-authored.

Menu music is Bon Jovi's "Bounce". As usual, I respond to all reviews! Enjoy!

If you're interested in being featured in a future Secret Episode Special, hit me up on PM.

EDIT: Menu button added b/c RSQViper is a crybaby!!!! :-P

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Average Score: 7.8 / 10

Score: 10
Haley87

"total masterpiece, lol"

date: August 6, 2009

the only thing you didn't get right was the cactus, lol. i laughed my ass off. i demand moar! I want to be in an episode . . preferably with Andrea and lots of 'hawt secksings'

5/5

August 6, 2009

Author's Response:

This will not be my last SECRET EPISODE. Not by a long shot.

So many people are gay and haven't announced it yet. So many laws of physics have yet to be broken. And oh my god my COCK

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Score: 0
Ericho

"Horrible"

by: Ericho
date: October 19, 2008

This is one of the worst flashes I've ever seen. IT's ten minutes of bad animation and gay sex jokes. I am so glad I found the "No Stars" rating in this box, or else I would have made the mistake of giving it a one.

October 21, 2008

Author's Response:

Aren't you the guy who asked my 'female' alt for cybersex? LOLOLOLOLOLOL SOMEONE IS STILL BITTER OVER JERKING OFF TO A MAN LOL

Also flash by Ericho: none

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Score: 4
DPlato

"ok..."

by: DPlato
date: August 13, 2008

avg is a little high for this flash but it was ok not really funny

August 16, 2008

Author's Response:

Someone is jealous that they didn't get featured...

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Score: 8
FatKidWitAJetPak

"LOL WHAT."

date: August 3, 2008

Hw the hell did you get a 4.20 with this? ROFL. You sure know NG's taste.

August 5, 2008

Author's Response:

And it wasn't on fucking Clock Day, either.

I AM GOD

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Score: 1
myblackbox007

"lousey"

date: March 6, 2008

the sound was barely audible There was very little movement, the characters were all but stationary. the best was the short load time and menu features which were done very well actually.

March 6, 2008

Author's Response:

"I'll never submit to you!" you shout, struggling futilely against the chains. "Illwillpress would never do this!"

I smirk and continue spreading the lubricant over your clenching anus. "Are you mad, boy? He's been raping you and your followers for years. But he's just a pale imitation of the true power of Newgrounds."

"He's one of the greatest flash artists ev---"

"Artist!" I laugh, tossing the bottle over my shoulder. "Even after his years of rape, he is still like a fumbling virgin, unable to bring his bedmates to climax because he releases too early. His work is sloppy, unrefined. Now," I growl, pushing the head of my cock against your entrance, "now you will see how a true Newgrounds God does it."

I jam in hard, not giving your supple body time to adjust, burying myself to the hilt. Your screams echo throughout the dungeon, making the other followers of your blasphemous cult cringe in fear, making them reconsider if being a martyr is worth the pain they hear in your cries.

"You're as loose as a retired whore," I spit, pumping in your rectum hard enough to draw blood from the thin muscled walls. "I told you so. You've had your common sense and intellect raped from you over the years, and your ass reflects that. But worry not; my seed will cure you."

"Stop! Please! It hurts, it HURTS---"

"Renounce him, then. Accept the true path of greatness. Accept the legacy of your forefathers and not that failed apprentice."

"N-no, I can't! I won't!"

I grin as I thrust myself in so deep that I nearly scrape your intestines. "Then you will be cured by force."

The torrid sex goes on for an hour. You thrash against your bonds to no avail, and your physical effort only increases my pleasure as your anus spasms wildly around my glorious cock. Your willpower drains with every pump. And, to your horror, your penis is beginning to harden.

"What's this? Renouncing him already?"

"I...no! It's just instinct---"

"You want THIS," I purr, coinciding my words with particularly vigorous movement. "Your body knows it; soon your mind will, as well. My cum will wash away your heresy and open your eyes to the True Light."

"There's no light in this!"

I grip your erection in one hand, my fanged grin widening at the torrid gasp that escapes your lips. "Try to say that when the flashbulbs explode behind your eyelids when you climax, boy."

The assault continues. Your body tightens as I ram into it, my precum already having an effect. Thoughts of poorly drawn talking squirrels and shitty plots begin vanishing from your mind, being replaced by the sweet whispers of Speakonia, by the soul-stroking sounds of laughter and the cheers of those who have already bathed in the True Light of Newgrounds.

My hand pumps your cock quickly, fingers running over your length and brushing the head, and yes, it DOES feel good, your hips ARE jerking to meet my motions...and the feel of the huge invader in your bowels? Is it what's making you harder than you've ever been, making your penis weep pre-cum and beg for release?

"Do you renounce him?" I hiss, squeezing your shaft hard.

"I...I...oh, I don't know..."

"Then perhaps I should stop now."

"NO!" you scream, thrusting your cock forward in my hand. "PLEASE!"

"Please what?"

"Make me cum...please, please! Cum in my ass, bless me with release, PLEASE!"

I slowly sink into your rectum again, feeling your now-tight ring of muscles constrict on my cock. "Renounce him and I shall continue."

"I RENOUNCE!" you sob, moving your body against the chains to ride my erection. "PLEASE!"

I respond with actions, not words. I pound you hard, stroke you fast. You groan in wordless ecstasy as my pumping cock turns your shit to goo, strikes your prostate with every thrust...and then the Light appears.

That does it. Your penis stiffens and then erupts in my hand, shooting your own converted cum across the cold stone floor. The tight clenching of your anus is all I need, and I spurt my glorious god-seed into your bowels, filling you with the true Glory of Newgrounds.

"Now...who do you worship?"

"SLASH!" you cry. "SLASH!"

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