ATTENTION WHINEY USERS: New Skip button added. This button will save you 608 frames and exactly 20.6 seconds of your life, which you were going to waste anyway.
Mandatory N00bNation plug in this one. I felt like somehow I owed this (even though I haven't been to their forums in ages), be sure to check both links in the flash. Mr. Wallet is a character created by NoobQueen but he actually didn't make much as a mascot or whatever he was meant to be.
This flash is dedicated to Slintas, who is a nice guy and a fine animator, yet sick as gay dwarf anal.