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Jul 26, 2000 | 7:50 PM EDT

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Try this out. It's simple, funny and usefull.



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Not too bad

Pretty funny, and sick too. I never knew that there could be so many different kinds of farts. You did very well on this entry, and congrats for the views award you got on it.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

OH MY!!!!

I worry that I am going to die laughing!!!

I love this dictionarry of sounds of gas being passed. The loud, fat, and stinky farts are the best!

Consider another option...the everything fart!!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

funny-ass shit

That was quite funny, in fact. Quite funny indeed.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Well done, well done.

Oh my f**king god how good is this it's about time someone made a fart dictionary. by the way if u want to hear the full potential of these farts then try turning up your bass and treble on your speakers and then crank the volume right up and then listen beleive me it makes all the difference!!!! :P :) :D

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


this is the last thing we need. people recording farts and making them into programs to put on But, the Fat Fart has some bass to it.... i wish i could make that one on the bus to and from school. Are these farts real?