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Aug 16, 2007 | 6:03 PM EDT

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Prepare to be amazed by the wanktastic simulation. Battle your way through story mode or challenge a friend to a quickie. Be the first to blow your load and win. Unlock Secret Characters for extended fun. Unlock the super secret character by defeating all opponents in Story mode with "Flawless Ejaculation"

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Rated 1.5 / 5 stars February 4, 2014

retarded but funny.

Lambtaco responds:

That's all I can ask for.


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars November 29, 2009

I'll kill you, Kristy...



Rated 2.5 / 5 stars September 26, 2009

weird game...

i don't really get it... but okay ... i guess


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars March 21, 2008


It was fun, but it got repetitive. It was very difficult to find a good speed, considering that "just fast enough to win" was so close to "pleasure down". In the future, maybe change up the "battle" system with more features, and give different characters different stats or special abilities. Overall, pretty good.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars August 16, 2007


The dirtyrobocop is pleased........

Lambtaco responds:

And I assume he pleasured himself.