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Eulogy For 'Windows Crappy Edition'

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12-20-01 – 07-27-08

Author Comments

This is a Windows "Emulator" named Windows Crappy Edition, k.

Enjoy

Xexxhoshi redStar Omega

EDIT

You'll have to right click and select play when its finished loading the first time you load it up. Also My documents in the start menu doesn't work. However, the My Computer and My Douments windows are fixed.

Reviews


AlcololAlcolol

Rated 5 / 5 stars

What else can I say?

This emulator is funny as hell!!!
The paper clip has never been this damn funny
"TOUGH BLOODY LUCK" and "I don't care" on the options, Jesus Christ, why hasn't anyone else thought of that? and put "Stop" on you preloader's first frame and "IfFrameLoaded(Scene 2,30""GotoAndPlay(1)" on the last frame of the preloader for it to work


mrfixitmrfixit

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

WHOA!

How the fuck did you do that? The "my documents" folder actually open my shit. This thing ran my computer. You one scary man joe.


C-o-o-l-i-oC-o-o-l-i-o

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Im scared

im to scared to press shutdown:)


EVIL-CEVIL-C

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

not bad

you should add in some more things, and make it funnier.


LextonLexton

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

ok

I liked the paperclip


AndrewMassiveAndrewMassive

Rated 5 / 5 stars

good game

that was a good game,but you could add some more programs, but i liked the paperclip


theprince0819theprince0819

Rated 4 / 5 stars

fuckin a ps i dont kno wat that means

that was the ultimate im goanna go supersayin now ok let me go jump out my window and try 2 fly but die instead ok in other words sweet


PrivatpartzPrivatpartz

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

good

this is good but whats the point in playing this when the start menu doesn't work.


Red-shadow9999Red-shadow9999

Rated 0 / 5 stars

this sucks ass

you can do nothing in that stopit game


AffinitiaAffinitia

Rated 3 / 5 stars

i have a comment about the paperclip...

i liked him, he was a nice guy, kinda poky... very sweet though, i liked the flowers...


peacenickmannpeacenickmann

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Funny but leave my comp alone

The reason you get low ratings is because people don't expect their windows to open up, just something funny instead of the real deal. The only saving grace of this was Word but a lot of people will lose patience before they even see it.


TheDocTheDoc

Rated 3 / 5 stars

okay...

It was not very funny because the c drive ect. atually opens up my c drive.


MigraneMigrane

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

this thing actually contacts my drives...

please don't do that again... i've got enough problems with windows as it is...


ZKnightZKnight

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Nice

Funny game. Good errors; it felt just like my computer. 8)
Everything was fine, but the funniest part was definitely the paper clip assistant. I hate when he pops up with his crap. I busted out laughing when he went psycho. And to top it off I laughed even more when I clicked on help. Cool idea with him.

Keep up the good work.


OIXoix-Ash-xioXIOOIXoix-Ash-xioXIO

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Not bad

Not bad but kind of like Windows RG, with the paper clip guy, good work tho.


munchking86521munchking86521

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

not bad

I think the way that wen u press like c drive it opens up my c drive kool!


devilishangel666devilishangel666

Rated 0 / 5 stars

i dont get it

either mine didnt load, or that was really dumb... is there supposed to be more after the load screen? cuz it didn't come up


Cid-SilverWingCid-SilverWing

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Well, that it opened the My Documents...

What's the programming? E-mail me if you wanna inform me or not.
But that it opens the My Documents and the C hardrive, i get frightened of that it could blow my computer security WIDE open.
And when i navigated to the "Help", that friggen "helper" made me scared.
Is that supposed to be a scary trick?


KWAS71KCKKWAS71KCK

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

meh

the sound was ok, but the game was boring.
if you want a crappy windows edition, use windows ME.


DJ-ManuelDJ-Manuel

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great game

Great, but what's the name of the song that plays when the evil paperclip appears?


funkygalfunkygal

Rated 5 / 5 stars

if u click on the drives,it runs in ur com!kool

im never use flash b4(nor submitted anything to ng),but i guess u type sumthing like "linkto:C:\"rite?


skateboarder1skateboarder1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

funny!!!

are you going to make windows idiot edition?


HoaxerHoaxer

Rated 5 / 5 stars

fucking hell your clever dude

fucking hell your clever dude how the hell did you do that WOW :D


LikaLarukuLikaLaruku

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Nifty.

OMG...It actually accessed my real A/C/D drive & documents ^o^


PANIC567PANIC567

Rated 5 / 5 stars

PErfect!!!!!!!!!

This is the best, funniest game i have seen in my life!!!
make a new one, please make a new one pleeasseee

more options!

and instead of using fuck, use damn please, so i can show my brother.


No36No36

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

boring

boring
boring
boring
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Roboduck66Roboduck66

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Seen Better

there's loads of other windows simulator things out there, this sucks!


chopsueyv3chopsueyv3

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Not terrible.

Believe me, I've seen a *lot* worse on NG, in the way of Windows Simulators. This is really one of the better ones.

I like the fact that you actually TRIED (unlike most others I've seen) to make your "desktop" and all fairly convincing. You even used a real screengrab of RealPlayer (Nice)...

Anyway, I have to give you a rating higher than 0 on this one, simply because it wasn't too horrible, especially compared to others, and you actually put some effort into it.

Just polish your techniques a little, and I'll bet other stuff like this will totally kick ass.


Cheat12codeCheat12code

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Paperclip

Lol that was funny, you go on word, then help and support, lol


DarthVaderS1999DarthVaderS1999

Rated 0 / 5 stars

???

Im stuck on the menu at the start!


funnfunn

Rated 5 / 5 stars

lol

the funnyest game i have ever played paper cilp was so funny you should make more games


HTF104HTF104

Rated 5 / 5 stars

PAPER CLIP AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a fear of paperclips now


counterstrikeryancounterstrikeryan

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

About da paperclip

the evil paperclip is in word and help

Check it out

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