Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

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When I was walking beside the river, sipping the finest french wine, and nibbling a slice of dutch cheese, I was fraught with visions of millions of children in their rooms, entertaining themselves to an evil known as myspace.com.
A great ally of mine, Jamiroquai - came to me in a dream and informed me of my destiny.
I woke in a cold sweat screaming 'I MUST TAKE YOUR VIRGINITY!!!111' into my mobile phone.

This movie is brought to you by the holocaust in conjunction with American imperialism.

I DEDICATE THIS MOVIE TO MY SUPER SPECIAL E-GIRLFRIEND I MET ON NEOPETS KEKEKEKEKEKE ^___^ KAWAIIII!!!!11