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Ankh Goofs Off

rated 4.45 / 5 stars
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Aug 15, 2007 | 12:47 AM EDT

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Ankh was going to make a super cool movie for Clock Day, but he spent all of his time playing card games with Cannibal! And now his movie sucks! What will he do??




Rated 5 / 5 stars

i was lurking-i MEAN carefully watching the top 50 movies of 2014, and i saw this on top, so i was happy to see that more people than just me enjoyed that movie.
now, on to the movie.
we see ankh clock lollergaging, and procastinating around instead of doing a clockday flash! blasphemy! treason! errr...a clock's usual day? lol
also i enjoyed how ankh clock was using a charizard card for a DnD card game of magic. good job man, maybe next time try playing pokemon card games with a yugi-oh card, lol ;D
all in all, this movie had great actors, and i loved the credits scene, and i loved the top-notch actors who played in it.
sean penn was excellent in his portrayal as ankh clock playing a game of cards and showing his great wit, john cleese definately added a nice, sarcastic and comedic tone to this otherwise serious movie by pretending to be the nefarious, yet amusing stoopid-clock, and i loved the acting talent of mr. radiotube von mirren, and of sergeant who-wash clock, and the random cameo of mr.opposum.
great stuff! a very funny movie, despite it being a non-action clock movie!
bravo! bravo!

now, do more sir, the world needs more ankh-clock movies (yes it does, really)

AnkhClock responds:

It cost a lot of money getting all those top tier actors, but it was well worth it.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Well, it's no longer Clock Day, so I guess I don't have to vote 5. Wow, 2007 seems like such a long time ago. I'm amazed that I reviewed this for the first time in years along with someone else on this same day. It seems like you respond to all comments. I hope you haven't forgotten this by now. I think the drawings are okay.

You have a really funny name. I thought the credits were quite funny. It's nice to see the holographic Charizard again. Dang, the card game has gotten less attention than the anime these days. Happy very belated Clock Day!

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AnkhClock responds:

That is pretty belated. I'm not gonna respond to this review out of spite.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

He cannot be stopped.

Review By: Ankh Clock

AnkhClock responds:

Oh, uh okay, thanks.

This movie is hella old, why are people suddenly reviewing it now? The last review is from 2008.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Funny idea.

Making a flash about not making a flash and showing Ankh Clock's procrastination then throwing in a Magic card game was pretty unique and cool,this was a good Clock Day flash. :)

AnkhClock responds:

Yes it was.


Rated 3 / 5 stars


Well I did not really enjoy this submission that much, I mean sure you gave us a cool premise and an interesting idea, but it just failed to really capture my attention in anyway specifically, and because of that I did not enjoy it very much. The graphics were a bit below average for cc submissions and there was a notable lack of subtitles. So, all in all, not a great submission in my eyes.

AnkhClock responds:

Hmmm, not a great submission in your eyes?
Take these glasses here, and if that doesn't help call me so I can proscribe you stronger lenses.