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Aug 15, 2007 | 12:24 AM EDT

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Author Comments


My main flash for Clock Day wasn't done in tiem, so I whipped up this baby in my typical style. Pube Jesus meets Strawberry Clock and tries to convert him, but keeps getting distracted!

Enjoy! :-D

Music by Bon Jovi: "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead"



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

...Right, well...

I'm not completely sure I understand whats going on in this flash, but I'm pretty sure its awesome, and about 87% sure that you're a terrorist from Clocktopia. Have fun spiting on the Christan religion, you flattering prick.


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


Well what can I say about this submission, you gave us a one frame submission that really did not seem all that great. Maybe there is something after all that crap, but I did not bother waiting around for it. There appears to be a lack of any real story in this submission and that's really where this submission is hurt the most. I found it unentertaining and boring. Not good.

SlashFirestorm responds:

You obviously watched the wrong flash. This epic masterpiece is a tale of religious strife, the struggle to believe, and the horrors wrought upon Jesus Christ at the time of his execution. Miracles! Romance! Tragedy!

And, at the end, Strawberry Clock realized that he had his faith all the form of several fives hidden in his rectum.

Next time, good sir, please be sure that the review you're writing is for the correct flash.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Happy Clock Day

Jesus and Strawberryclock, two great legendary Gods. It's beyond words to see them together in deep conversation on a day more important then christmas...

Very simplistic, the drawings portrayed emotion to perfection. It's good to see you had time to submit this during such a hectic time. I must return to the portal. 5/5.

SlashFirestorm responds:

I have another flash I'll submit later. All I'll say is that it involves a young man masturbating while the Star Wars track "Battle of the Heroes" plays in the background. XD


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Happy Clock Day!

SlashFirestorm responds:

You, too! YAY


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Probably the best movie of clock day. To bad i didn't watch it. :/

SlashFirestorm responds:

It's Clock Day, I'm shocked I got any reviews on this at all! XD