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Aug 9, 2007 | 5:17 PM EDT
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My 32nd Newgrounds release. This is a warning about health. You should take this very seriously.



Rated 4 / 5 stars


I saw the title from the Portal, and no fucking joke I said to myself "that sounds like a David Firth title". Lo and behold I was right, this is what makes you so utterly amazing.
That's all I wanted to say- keep it up.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

David Firth is a beatiful man

Awww FUCK your flashes make me so hot. Keep making more, this is better than sex.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


This is fantastic. You've got an understanding of the basic truths of people, and you put it to good use. This movie exemplifies that. Thanks for continuously making things that are insightful and entertaining. It's appreciated.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

good flash men...

good flash men...

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

i think i love you dave.......erm

oh mr firth,you really are some strange kind of genius...or you should be locked up.....think ill go with the former for now.any chance of a new salad fingers? my little sister loves them.....honestly....she scares me..........