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Aug 9, 2007 | 5:17 PM EDT
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My 32nd Newgrounds release. This is a warning about health. You should take this very seriously.



Rated 5 / 5 stars May 31, 2011


This have feeling.


Rated 4 / 5 stars May 31, 2011


dude. I was totally lost the moment he said " take your breasts off at the door.".....after that it became any more more and more funny and absurd.

"do you have wasps in your armpits?"


"not that you know of."

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Rated 5 / 5 stars May 28, 2011


as alwayes


Rated 5 / 5 stars May 13, 2011

Another Treat From David Firth

I'm not sure how old this one is, I'm sure I'm out of the times. This entry was great. I take from it my personal hatred of the health related professions and the way it is forced upon us. As always, your wording is something I envy. I wish I could reinvent sentence and language structure like you do. "Vaginal sip"... that was my favorite... 10/10 from me, as always.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars January 10, 2011

Park full o' Children

Kids eh? Little treasures, I love 'em... couldn't eat a whole one though...

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