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Aug 9, 2007 | 5:17 PM EDT
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My 32nd Newgrounds release. This is a warning about health. You should take this very seriously.



Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Okay for some, not for others

I like the voice characterizations and the random obfuscation of critical talking points disguised as being "helpful", however the overall theme was a downer and I could not in good conscience recommend it for the average viewer.

Perfect if you want to spend 5 minutes wallowing in self-doubt!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Been a fan from the very early years, this has got to be one of your greatest works. I always knew you were just making all this shit for stoners. Top job my beloved. Exceedingly funny.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


that was very funny
i liked it a lot great job

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

lol that was funny

but what with the legs, besides that it was good keep it up

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

firth you done well

a typical movie from david firth funny, sick and just great^^

and wehen comes another salad fingers episode? or maybe milkman part two!!! xD

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