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Aug 9, 2007 | 5:17 PM EDT
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My 32nd Newgrounds release. This is a warning about health. You should take this very seriously.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

great work

that paragraph said:

If this can be avoided, It should. If it can't then it would be better if it could be. If it happened and you're thinking back to it, try and think back further. Try to avoid it with your mind. If any of this is possible then it may be helpful. If not, it won't be.

great flash

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

bird legs... i was born with that...

really, i was, it runs in my family. and in my species too. rofl 6 legged ppls, but i wish i knew what the rest of that brief flash of a paragraph said...


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

love it!

David Firth, I love your work. Your style is beyond unique and your flashes are anything but stereotypical.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

It's important to watch this

You're right on the money here. You've perfectly captured the conflicting messages that we get in todays world, and the notion that we need these products/treatments/diets or whatever to be happy when in fact it's a load or horse shite. My hope is that one day people will be tied down with rope and forced to watch all of your satirical cartoons.

"Now go out into the world and constantly think about how unhealthy you are!"

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


woooot. its ur number1 goth fan jman111