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07/23/2007 | 10:38PM EST
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2.32 / 5.00
Score Rank: #96,620 Popularity Rank: #99,832
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Blam this piece of crap!
This makes poop look good.
Nothing too new or interesting.
Not bad. In fact… I like it!
This Flash is crunk, fo' shizzle!
Woot!!! All my 5 R belong to this!
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(Note: I submitted this earlier today, and took it down myself because I didn't like how it had turned out. This is a new version with quite a few changes. The original was not blammed!)
This is a Knock-Knock Joke about a cow who's always running late!
It's fun if you yell out the responses to the questions (i.e., when the guy says "Knock Knock!" you yell out "Who's there!?" at the top of your lungs!
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Average Score: 3.6 / 10
"I get it =D"
lol that was pretty funny. I didnt get why the door wouldnt open for like 5 minutes lol
"yay"
the tardy cow THE TARDY COW ,WOOO
took kinda long but i guess thats the point good job, you get my coveted band-aid award (::( )::)
"Nice!"
Nice way to put a joke into an animation, creative!
"Where you went wrong..."
First, in response to the author's comments, what do you think we are, two? Secondly, there was no animation apart from tweening in that entire flash. The cow's lips don't even move. Third, the joke was fairly predictable, and your attempt to make it funny by drawing out the wait for any response fell flat on its face. I honestly don't know if anybody else is going to patient enough to watch to the end of the flash like I did. One tip you may find useful for your next submission is to keep your audience in mind. An animated version of a knock-knock joke is not going to appeal to a 13+ audience.
"Not funny...."
The whole point of a joke is to be funny. This was not funny. Therefore, I gave this flash a 1 (because of the ok animation)