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Dec 13, 2001 | 9:13 PM EST
  • Daily Feature December 15, 2001

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Author Comments

Your friend wants to take a romantic Segway ride through the park, but he needs someone to keep all the slow old people from ruining the mood!

NOTE: You can't punch old people when a cop is to their left (cause he can see you doing it), but once the cop is to their right, they are fair game!

If you haven't seen Segway, check it out at!

Artwork is by the always amazing Zeebarf! Play consecutive times for a few fun surprises!

12/17/01 UPDATE:
Added some new oldies PLUS a secret enemy who faces you after you win four times!

4/04/03 UPDATE:
Replaced crappy Limp Bizkit loop with music from the NG Audio Portal!



Rated 5 / 5 stars March 15, 2002


That was pretty cool Tom.


Rated 5 / 5 stars October 24, 2008

Pretty awesome.

I pretty much liked this game, gave me something to have a challenge at for a while I have to admit.

The artwork in it is pretty awesome as well.

And to the complete idiots who say this game sucks, try reading the actual fucking date when this was submitted, december 13th 2001.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars April 15, 2011

its still alive its unbelievable!

im still a kid when this flash came.


Rated 5 / 5 stars March 26, 2002


Cool small game!! You could also make disoderly 2, in stead of this. How long have you been working on Disoderly????


Rated 5 / 5 stars September 5, 2003

10 10 10 10 10

now i will kill some old people