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Your friend wants to take a romantic Segway ride through the park, but he needs someone to keep all the slow old people from ruining the mood!
NOTE: You can't punch old people when a cop is to their left (cause he can see you doing it), but once the cop is to their right, they are fair game!
If you haven't seen Segway, check it out at www.segway.com!
Artwork is by the always amazing Zeebarf! Play consecutive times for a few fun surprises!
Added some new oldies PLUS a secret enemy who faces you after you win four times!
Replaced crappy Limp Bizkit loop with music from the NG Audio Portal!
Some nice work here
Like the idea and the hitting of old people... that is gernius and you dont have to fell bad either.
keep up the good work
U suck ass big time Freak613 this game RULZ
Freak613 totally sux this game rulz. When disorderly came out i thought that nothing that good would ever come out agen and i seem to have been proven wrong. Oh and by the way to Freak613 you're depriving a village somewhere of an idiot!
Yep. That's an excellent game ya got there, Tom! Disorderly forever! Hehehe, I loved taking on Osama!
great game, but how did you ever come up with it?
it kicks ass. its not too hard after you get used to it. i beat the game various times, and got a gun a few times
I WANT A SEGWAY
i want a segway, so i can go out in the park and kick the shit outta old ppl
A retro-inspired 2D Action RPG set in the distant future (DEMO)
Travel the world on an epic shark lifting adventure!
What happens after the final boss is defeated?
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