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Your friend wants to take a romantic Segway ride through the park, but he needs someone to keep all the slow old people from ruining the mood!
NOTE: You can't punch old people when a cop is to their left (cause he can see you doing it), but once the cop is to their right, they are fair game!
If you haven't seen Segway, check it out at www.segway.com!
Artwork is by the always amazing Zeebarf! Play consecutive times for a few fun surprises!
Added some new oldies PLUS a secret enemy who faces you after you win four times!
Replaced crappy Limp Bizkit loop with music from the NG Audio Portal!
this crap is too hard!
It's hard at first, easy after a few tries
It was hard at first, then I realised not to punch them until cop passes. Then it become super easy. Also the hidden enemy is Bin Laden.
PS: I think there are unlimited rounds.
im sorry, its way too hard, and if there are 2 rounds, i'll never beat this once! I liked the first better because it was easy, but not too easy.
I beat the game at least four times, and got no secret enemy. Did you lie to us or did you mean four times IN A ROW? Because that would be nearly impossible.
p.s. there is only two rounds, and the first is the hardest. The second one just gives you a gun (the oldies still don't die) and the ending is nothing special.
WAY WAY WAAAAY to hard
the stupid gamer mode didn't help at all :(
What’s inside this box? A lot of puzzles! Can you solve all 30?
Use the mouse to navigate menus and to queue and cancel robot actions.
Made for the Adventure Jam 2016!
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