Ultimate Gear War
Join the alien war, prepare your gear and protect your base at all cost!
4.14 / 5.00 17,192 ViewsYour friend wants to take a romantic Segway ride through the park, but he needs someone to keep all the slow old people from ruining the mood!
NOTE: You can't punch old people when a cop is to their left (cause he can see you doing it), but once the cop is to their right, they are fair game!
If you haven't seen Segway, check it out at www.segway.com!
Artwork is by the always amazing Zeebarf! Play consecutive times for a few fun surprises!
12/17/01 UPDATE:
Added some new oldies PLUS a secret enemy who faces you after you win four times!
4/04/03 UPDATE:
Replaced crappy Limp Bizkit loop with music from the NG Audio Portal!
Reviews
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars January 4, 2002
Good game...
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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars January 3, 2002
Nice!!!!
Good nice Limb Biskit music and who is the most popular guy on newgrounds because ur in 2nd reply this review please.
Rated 5 / 5 stars January 3, 2002
Old people smell ewww
For dinner today i had a sandwhich it tasted good. I put lettuce and turkey in it. Highly enjoyable. Very tasty. I think i'm going to play Final fantasy X now talk to ya'll later bye
Rated 4 / 5 stars January 1, 2002
Decent Sequel
Definately a nice spoof on the Segway, but not as good as the original Disorderly.
Rated 4 / 5 stars December 31, 2001
ok I guess
but mark my words tim fulp when I get flash I will out do you(that is no threat).
PS:you should experiment with japanese anime