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Dec 13, 2001 | 9:13 PM EST
  • Daily Feature December 15, 2001

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Author Comments

Your friend wants to take a romantic Segway ride through the park, but he needs someone to keep all the slow old people from ruining the mood!

NOTE: You can't punch old people when a cop is to their left (cause he can see you doing it), but once the cop is to their right, they are fair game!

If you haven't seen Segway, check it out at!

Artwork is by the always amazing Zeebarf! Play consecutive times for a few fun surprises!

12/17/01 UPDATE:
Added some new oldies PLUS a secret enemy who faces you after you win four times!

4/04/03 UPDATE:
Replaced crappy Limp Bizkit loop with music from the NG Audio Portal!



Rated 1 / 5 stars

That was pretty dumb

It was boring and repetitive. Not much more to say I liked Disorderly a lot more.


Rated 1 / 5 stars


you sad sad person and i know yur not twenty fricken five!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Not Bad! Hey, it had good animation, and it was entertaining! sweet!It was surprisingly cool too! so yes, it was an awsome job! keep it up!


Rated 4 / 5 stars


It,sA Bit Annoying When U Nearly By End And The Fuckin Copper Comes To Arrest YA.
But IT,s Still Cool


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

not bad

first of all to the last retard, stfu this is quite good.

Second of all, i think its a good way to take some anger out, unlike the last noob who did it to the author.