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Dec 13, 2001 | 9:13 PM EST
  • Daily Feature December 15, 2001

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Author Comments

Your friend wants to take a romantic Segway ride through the park, but he needs someone to keep all the slow old people from ruining the mood!

NOTE: You can't punch old people when a cop is to their left (cause he can see you doing it), but once the cop is to their right, they are fair game!

If you haven't seen Segway, check it out at!

Artwork is by the always amazing Zeebarf! Play consecutive times for a few fun surprises!

12/17/01 UPDATE:
Added some new oldies PLUS a secret enemy who faces you after you win four times!

4/04/03 UPDATE:
Replaced crappy Limp Bizkit loop with music from the NG Audio Portal!



Rated 3 / 5 stars

its ok

the games too hard could you make the old people's segways alittle slower?


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Too Hard



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


I'm always up for beating up old people, but this wasn't as good as I expected it to be. And it was waaaaaaay to hard. Play Disorderly guys.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

umm well....

ok so yes it is a good concept... but it was too hard... way too hard.. or maybe my comp is just messed up.. but 4 me it was waaaaaaaaay too hard. instead, id rather spend my time playin disorderly.. its alot better.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Not to bad.

I didnt like it that much but who cares about me you can make money selling a long version of this.Keep up the good work!

No efence but how come a lot of people say your gay?How could you be you made cool games like Alian Hominid?!!!!!!!PIECE OUT!