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Your friend wants to take a romantic Segway ride through the park, but he needs someone to keep all the slow old people from ruining the mood!
NOTE: You can't punch old people when a cop is to their left (cause he can see you doing it), but once the cop is to their right, they are fair game!
If you haven't seen Segway, check it out at www.segway.com!
Artwork is by the always amazing Zeebarf! Play consecutive times for a few fun surprises!
Added some new oldies PLUS a secret enemy who faces you after you win four times!
Replaced crappy Limp Bizkit loop with music from the NG Audio Portal!
It was fun to kick some old people's buts!
Once Again, You Never Fail To Amaze Me!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kudos to Tom Fulp and Zeebarf!!!! Another Beat-The-Shit-Out-Of-Old-People game. A little too easy, though a lot of fun nonetheless. Make more games with Orderly, like maybe, "Disorderly 2, Revenge of the Reaper". Though in #1, I was a little disappointed you couldn't fight zombies and stuff. Ah well. Very entertaining, both are. Any,
Graphics: Very good, Zeebarf! A 5/5
Violence: Not as much as in tha last one, but still, blood flew everywhere when you hit them for some reason. 4/5
Sexual Content: No naked old people this time? :whew: 0/5
Humor: Too bad that guy didn't have any mony!! lol 5/5
Verdict: Swell game. Like I said before, I'm looking forward
to more Disorderly games. Until then, good luck!! 5/5
Sagway is fulp's worst submission.
this is nothing compared to the masterpiece disorderly.Its impossible.You just ride on something and punch old people.In the original you could do a lot more
I couldn't know down one!
I picked one person and wailed on him and nothing. I gave this a 10 on everything but interactivity because you can't know them down. Otherwise it was great.
this and disorderly are two of my favourite games. cept this one is almost impossible to beat..
the mouse thing lags.. and the key controls.. well the old people just dont like to budge lol
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