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Dec 13, 2001 | 9:13 PM EST
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Your friend wants to take a romantic Segway ride through the park, but he needs someone to keep all the slow old people from ruining the mood!

NOTE: You can't punch old people when a cop is to their left (cause he can see you doing it), but once the cop is to their right, they are fair game!

If you haven't seen Segway, check it out at!

Artwork is by the always amazing Zeebarf! Play consecutive times for a few fun surprises!

12/17/01 UPDATE:
Added some new oldies PLUS a secret enemy who faces you after you win four times!

4/04/03 UPDATE:
Replaced crappy Limp Bizkit loop with music from the NG Audio Portal!



Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


It's a cool game but it's kind of hard!


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

It's too hard to play

I thought it would be good like the other one but it really sucks..


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


It was only a matter of seconds before I lost the game each time I played. Not easy enough to be any fun. The idea was alright though


Rated 3 / 5 stars

I just didn't like the game very much!!

I liked the one where you're running around the old folks home a lot better. There's a lot more interaction on the game.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Hard but fun

At first i thought the game was hard, and was about to give up. But then i figured out a strategy of how to beat them. Its hard to explain so i will let you figure it out on your own. But for those who dont know you only get the gun after you beat the game once.