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Dec 13, 2001 | 9:13 PM EST
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Author Comments

Your friend wants to take a romantic Segway ride through the park, but he needs someone to keep all the slow old people from ruining the mood!

NOTE: You can't punch old people when a cop is to their left (cause he can see you doing it), but once the cop is to their right, they are fair game!

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Artwork is by the always amazing Zeebarf! Play consecutive times for a few fun surprises!

12/17/01 UPDATE:
Added some new oldies PLUS a secret enemy who faces you after you win four times!

4/04/03 UPDATE:
Replaced crappy Limp Bizkit loop with music from the NG Audio Portal!



Rated 4 / 5 stars

Great game

Everything was great about this, except for one thing. LIMP BIZKIT SUCKS!!! Ah hahahahaha!!!!! (sorry, that last laugh was kinda retarded, but my comment still stands)


Rated 4 / 5 stars

That was pretty funny

But I don't like limp biscuit and beating up old people is really not my thing, but it was funny. As they say, segway is the future! And Im the first to review I think so cool!