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Dec 13, 2001 | 9:13 PM EST
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  • Daily Feature December 15, 2001

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Author Comments

Your friend wants to take a romantic Segway ride through the park, but he needs someone to keep all the slow old people from ruining the mood!

NOTE: You can't punch old people when a cop is to their left (cause he can see you doing it), but once the cop is to their right, they are fair game!

If you haven't seen Segway, check it out at www.segway.com!

Artwork is by the always amazing Zeebarf! Play consecutive times for a few fun surprises!

12/17/01 UPDATE:
Added some new oldies PLUS a secret enemy who faces you after you win four times!

4/04/03 UPDATE:
Replaced crappy Limp Bizkit loop with music from the NG Audio Portal!

Reviews


ROBO-RIDDICKROBO-RIDDICK

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 25, 2006

!!!

wow men...however...you rock! that video impreased me and i want to add it to my favorites but i dunno how to do that =P well...sincerely de video is perfect so i dont got any observations.Make more of this and i will take a look in the future.c you.e-mail me to my inbox and c you

ROBO-RIDDICK and APOLO



Dark0-GuardianDark0-Guardian

Rated 3 / 5 stars August 31, 2006

aahh..

hhmm...not bad jus needs a litte bity improvement...



Kailu-LantisKailu-Lantis

Rated 4 / 5 stars June 25, 2006

Start pummeling immediatly when the race starts.

To beat this game you'll need to stay sharp all the way through.

Aim for the middle person first, who is the fastest. Push him to the right till you lose him out of sight momentarily. Quickly race back and the get the bottom person. Push him all the way to the right or until the middle person comes in sight again. Quickly push away the middle person again and now go for the one at the top.

Once you manage to push all three to the right once, you will have acquired enough speed and ability to finish the path. When the cop shows up you can still pummel away even if you are ahead of him, just make sure you are not too close. When he advances 1/3 of the screen, move to the left and just keep all three geezers at a safe distance. The race will be soon over.


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Homsar1234milkHomsar1234milk

Rated 4 / 5 stars June 19, 2006

Try agian you dumbasses and give Tom a break.

I'm proud to annouce that I've beaten this game TWICE. Maybe you crybabies need some motivation. After you beat it once and you click on play again, you get a gun to use. I'm not joking, suddenly things get easier. Work up a freakin strategy and try again. I doubt some of you can do this, so I'll help you. The person going forward should be your primary target, go for him or her first. Knock him or her off the edge then go for the other two try to keep them a good distance from the edge of the screen until the cop shows up about when you've completed half the bar. If the old people are far from the edge the cop is a piece of cake, just get to the edge and wait till he passes you and the old people get to you, especially the one going the opposite direction. Keep them at bay till you finish the bar. Then you'll get your precious gun. Also, don't knock an old guy in front of the cop you'll get busted.



Doom-FanDoom-Fan

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars June 13, 2006

well...

it wasn't as good as the first one..... needs a bit moe improvment. like next time make ur guy have a gun or somethin'.