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Dec 13, 2001 | 9:13 PM EST
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Author Comments

Your friend wants to take a romantic Segway ride through the park, but he needs someone to keep all the slow old people from ruining the mood!

NOTE: You can't punch old people when a cop is to their left (cause he can see you doing it), but once the cop is to their right, they are fair game!

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Artwork is by the always amazing Zeebarf! Play consecutive times for a few fun surprises!

12/17/01 UPDATE:
Added some new oldies PLUS a secret enemy who faces you after you win four times!

4/04/03 UPDATE:
Replaced crappy Limp Bizkit loop with music from the NG Audio Portal!



Rated 4 / 5 stars April 10, 2007

its so hard!!

super hard and the old people does'nt even die!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars March 17, 2007


The old ppl ride so slow that its nearly impossible to do it

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars January 31, 2007


this is terrible! i couldnt even get past round 1. nt as gd as ur other games.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars January 23, 2007

What the..

What fun is it if a game is so difficult that its IMPOSSIBLE to get over the first round. I there a second at all? No matter if you use mouse or Keyboard

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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars November 27, 2006

Good game

I would have liked it better if the old farts were a bit slower. Not a bad game though.