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Disorderly - Sagway

rated 2.82 / 5 stars
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Action - Fighting - Brawler

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Dec 13, 2001 | 9:13 PM EST
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Author Comments

Your friend wants to take a romantic Segway ride through the park, but he needs someone to keep all the slow old people from ruining the mood!

NOTE: You can't punch old people when a cop is to their left (cause he can see you doing it), but once the cop is to their right, they are fair game!

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Artwork is by the always amazing Zeebarf! Play consecutive times for a few fun surprises!

12/17/01 UPDATE:
Added some new oldies PLUS a secret enemy who faces you after you win four times!

4/04/03 UPDATE:
Replaced crappy Limp Bizkit loop with music from the NG Audio Portal!



Rated 4 / 5 stars

I was a little confused as to how I even lost. I now realize you did so when you let any of them go off screen left. While it wasn't that interesting, I still liked it. It's mostly because you get to beat people up! It's just fun to see the punches and blood everywhere. I thought they'd have health bars.

It's harder than you think. I like how they show no damage after being punched over and over. Anyone of any age would show damage after that! The music is great too. Hey, my grandma's an old person!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I can relate to this.


Rated 0 / 5 stars

Honestly, I didn't like this game very much at all... I know this is an old game but still. The game has a couple of problems in my opinion... You lose after one old person gets past, the one in the center is the most troublesome, your punches don't do shit to help, and the whole "YOU SUCK!" doesn't seem at all funny. Sorry man but this just wasn't your best...


Rated 2 / 5 stars

It still looks good in terms of art, but there just isn't that much to it. Instantaneously losing after 1 old person escapes? Throwing so many punches but none even fall off? This adds too much difficulty. Plus, you could of probably done better than 'You Suck!'.


Rated 0 / 5 stars

This game is fuckin stupid. There's really no fun to it, or any way to get legitimately better at it without seeing the "YOU SUCK" screen time after time. Fuck this game, it is a disgrace to our NG community.