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Dec 13, 2001 | 9:13 PM EST
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Author Comments

Your friend wants to take a romantic Segway ride through the park, but he needs someone to keep all the slow old people from ruining the mood!

NOTE: You can't punch old people when a cop is to their left (cause he can see you doing it), but once the cop is to their right, they are fair game!

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Artwork is by the always amazing Zeebarf! Play consecutive times for a few fun surprises!

12/17/01 UPDATE:
Added some new oldies PLUS a secret enemy who faces you after you win four times!

4/04/03 UPDATE:
Replaced crappy Limp Bizkit loop with music from the NG Audio Portal!



Rated 0 / 5 stars

This game is fuckin stupid. There's really no fun to it, or any way to get legitimately better at it without seeing the "YOU SUCK" screen time after time. Fuck this game, it is a disgrace to our NG community.


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

no where near as good as the original, that was a totally awesome game, this one seems like it has no effort in it at all. still worth playing for a lil giggle


Rated 2 / 5 stars

not the disorderly i was expecting for, pretty upset


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

loved the first one, this is weaksauce tho, need something a lil easier or quicker


Rated 1 / 5 stars

Disordery may be cool, but Disorderly - Sagway is not. Gameplay is too hard, and it's too easy to let old people slip past you.

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