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Dec 13, 2001 | 9:13 PM EST
  • Daily Feature December 15, 2001

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    Old Folks Games and movies about smelly old people!

Author Comments

Your friend wants to take a romantic Segway ride through the park, but he needs someone to keep all the slow old people from ruining the mood!

NOTE: You can't punch old people when a cop is to their left (cause he can see you doing it), but once the cop is to their right, they are fair game!

If you haven't seen Segway, check it out at www.segway.com!

Artwork is by the always amazing Zeebarf! Play consecutive times for a few fun surprises!

12/17/01 UPDATE:
Added some new oldies PLUS a secret enemy who faces you after you win four times!

4/04/03 UPDATE:
Replaced crappy Limp Bizkit loop with music from the NG Audio Portal!

Reviews


Jackhammer12Jackhammer12

Rated 2 / 5 stars

It still looks good in terms of art, but there just isn't that much to it. Instantaneously losing after 1 old person escapes? Throwing so many punches but none even fall off? This adds too much difficulty. Plus, you could of probably done better than 'You Suck!'.



jimbobmuffincakejimbobmuffincake

Rated 0 / 5 stars

This game is fuckin stupid. There's really no fun to it, or any way to get legitimately better at it without seeing the "YOU SUCK" screen time after time. Fuck this game, it is a disgrace to our NG community.



YidArmyYidArmy

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

no where near as good as the original, that was a totally awesome game, this one seems like it has no effort in it at all. still worth playing for a lil giggle



leklekdeoleklekdeo

Rated 2 / 5 stars

not the disorderly i was expecting for, pretty upset



jakul13jakul13

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

loved the first one, this is weaksauce tho, need something a lil easier or quicker