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Your friend wants to take a romantic Segway ride through the park, but he needs someone to keep all the slow old people from ruining the mood!
NOTE: You can't punch old people when a cop is to their left (cause he can see you doing it), but once the cop is to their right, they are fair game!
If you haven't seen Segway, check it out at www.segway.com!
Artwork is by the always amazing Zeebarf! Play consecutive times for a few fun surprises!
Added some new oldies PLUS a secret enemy who faces you after you win four times!
Replaced crappy Limp Bizkit loop with music from the NG Audio Portal!
I can relate to this.
Honestly, I didn't like this game very much at all... I know this is an old game but still. The game has a couple of problems in my opinion... You lose after one old person gets past, the one in the center is the most troublesome, your punches don't do shit to help, and the whole "YOU SUCK!" doesn't seem at all funny. Sorry man but this just wasn't your best...
It still looks good in terms of art, but there just isn't that much to it. Instantaneously losing after 1 old person escapes? Throwing so many punches but none even fall off? This adds too much difficulty. Plus, you could of probably done better than 'You Suck!'.
This game is fuckin stupid. There's really no fun to it, or any way to get legitimately better at it without seeing the "YOU SUCK" screen time after time. Fuck this game, it is a disgrace to our NG community.
no where near as good as the original, that was a totally awesome game, this one seems like it has no effort in it at all. still worth playing for a lil giggle
What’s inside this box? A lot of puzzles! Can you solve all 30?
Use the mouse to navigate menus and to queue and cancel robot actions.
Made for the Adventure Jam 2016!
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