Comments, in easily digestable outline form! :
1. If you have a short attention span, or only feel like watching this for a short while, you probably want to use the episode select to skip to episode 156,724,118.
2. I apologize to anybody who actually speaks Japanese for completely abusing your language. I wanted to use something few people watching this would understand (Understanding the language everybody is speaking makes it far to obvious I made no attempt to lip synch anything whatsoever), and Japanese seemed fitting given the theme.