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Parallax (Buy!)


Submitted: 07/17/2007 | 11:41PM EST

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Current Score: 4.06 / 5.00

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My ex-wife programmed a feature buried inside this flick; a weird little interactive game which weaves the tapestry of my stupid life for no good reason except to annoy you. I only wish I could program as well as her, so I could add in everything that has happened since 2001, when this movie was actually made! A lot's happened since then... I'd never even heard of Newgrounds in 2001 for God's sakes...

Anyway, hope you enjoy this one. I know I said the eighth one is my favorite, but having watched #9 a few times today, I think I like this one best now. I like everything I do. And my penis is tremendous.

Speaking of tremendous penises, wait until you get a load of SFGX next week, when the Sci-Fi Guys visit Planet XXX! On the other hand, you could just go watch RAB toons if it's pure smut you're really after.

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Average Score: 9.1 / 10

Score: 10
ShawnTheGr8

"Rough, man"

date: September 10, 2009

You had to do all that sugar-sweet little kid crap? Agh. Well, here's to not having to do that ever again.

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Score: 10
DoomGamez

"speak for urself!"

date: July 31, 2009

(sean connery accent cuz this had a highlander thing in it) shpeak for yourshelf Phantom!i had bloody fokkin nightmaresh from that furby bashtard!the little shon of a bitch did shtrangle me in the middle of the night!i burnt every furrrrrrby i got in my mcdonaldsh happy mealsh becaushe of that blashted little bogger!

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Score: 10
AntarcticPhantom

"THIS WAS AMAZING!!!"

date: January 14, 2008

I basically peed my pants watching this. It reminded me of waaay back when I watched a furby being burned on YouTube. That would be so scary if it were real, and strangled you at night! *Shudder*...
I'm glad you did children's software at one point, because otherwise, you wouldn;t see how sucky it really is...Another one of your great works - you're the one we all watch!

~AntarcticPhantom

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Score: 8
I-wont-tell

"Coincidence?"

date: November 23, 2007

I watched this on thanksgiving today 2007, which was pretty cool. And yes, this was a great episode. Great job!

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Score: 10
q13qew

"your all animtions are cool."

by: q13qew
date: August 23, 2007

Dave every animations of you are cool

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