wow, so gary coleman started out the first few years of his life getting fame and fortune beyond his wildest dreams. all he had to do is say "wachu tawkin bout williz" and the public adored him.
then, as he grows older, he doesn't get any taller. he keeps looking like he's 5 years old. as a result no one will hire him as an actor, and he becomes such a has-been that he has to work as a security guard. now, as revealed in this exclusive video confession, gary says his own relatives wouldn't lend him a dollar in his time of dire financial need.
could this poor lil fella's life get any fucking worse? :'(