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JACK THOMPSON'S AWESOME VIDEOGAME ADVENTURE!
Use the arrow keys to run around, up to jump.
Right now all you can do is jump off a cliff, but I thought if I added more features, they'd just go unused =(
So that's it.
Press space to pick up the flag if you want.
Serves him right!
Blaming videogames for violence is like blaming every single German for WWII. Clever little joke, not so much a game, but it works. That was brilliant, the simple graphics, the minimalist style. I enjoyed it, keep em coming :)
Family-Friendly, Non-Violent, and a Good Joke!
Yeah, its cheap, but effective. Out of all the politicians who attack the gaming industry, conservative lawyer Jack Thompson sticks out like a sore thumb. Its quite sad really, beacause everyone can find value & merit all things by just picking up a controller and enjoying themselves with some good old campy fun. Where else can you experience the fun of getting heart sickingly obese from fast food health pick ups, or shoot cars in the park to increase weapon fire power other then the shady sides of GTA: San Andreas? Where else can you fight a villian that "reads your history" other then Metal Gear Solid? Seriously, whats better than going into action as a high speed combat robot ala Zone of the Enders? Lets not forget those creepy halucinations in Eternal Darkness or the time we wet our pants fighting rabid zombie dogs in Resident Evil, and Lunar, ohhh sweet Lunar, the sweet necter of song, dance, and sexual inneuendo! I rest my case and totally agree that this is the best videogame role for the intolerent attourney.
By the way, did you hear of that wacky story about Jack Thompson skipping out on a promised children's fund? I heard he made a stupid pledge to donate to charity if some game industry developer made a game about killing their company ceos.
Obviously, the major league companies could not deal with such frivolous matter. So some independent programmer made the premised game, distributed it to be downloaded off the internet, and demanded Jack pay his fair share of the deal, and Jack weaseled out of it. I guess his political strategy to undermine the morality of the gaming industry backfired and he only ended up demoralizing himself.
Amusing, to say the least. Seriously though, the suggestions to develop more levels for him to jump off a cliff would work well! Levels where he has to dodge his gaming enemies to reach the cliff at the end?
Btw, for the people who dont understand this...
Learn to search wikipedia -.-
AH! I get it!
Jack Toms$#! is a lame! sort of like the game!
sory, but I had to give it a 2. You should have had him be raped by a pong game...LOL
I realy liked the physics for this game, and I think it would make an awesome game if one was made out of it.
The picking up the flag seemed to work well and i think it would be really cool as a platformer.
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