sorry, but..
It's a spam after all.
May you miracly get some flash skills and make real flashes.
Author Comments
After weeks of grueling work, this collaboration is finally complete! Ten people poured all their Flash skill into this, enjoy.
This is an epic five minute chase between Sternman and Darth Cockmongler. Can Sternman thwart his eternal nemesis before it's too late? Watch and find out!
Breathtaking.
Once the animation finished loading, I immediately pulled out MY WilliWowza, a jar of lube, and started to masturbate furiously. May the Stern be with you.
Novelty responds:
I'm here to tell you about this new amazing new product:
It'll wash your car. It'll paint your house. If will help you lose your virginity, regardless of sexual prefrence.
It's WILLIWOWZA!
Pretty white girl:
"I just love my WilliWowza!"
Handsome white guy:
"I never leave home without it"
Afracan American for diversity:
"Nigga please, this shit is the SHIT"
Just five easy payments of $19.99!
Call now and get a FREE LORD OF THE RINGS LETTER OPENER
1-888-555-0123
Remember, 1-888-555-0123
Don't forget, 1-888-555-0123
Write it down, 1-888-555-0123
So, for just five easy payments of $19.99, you'll get one WilliWowza and a free Lord of the Rings Letter Opener.
BUT WAIT
If you call now, we'll throw in a twenty dollor gift certificate to BEST BUY
So, agian, you get a WILLIWOWZA, a LORD OF THE RINGS LETTER OPENER, and a TWENTY DOLLAR GIFT CERTIFICATE TO BEST BUY, just SIX EASY PAYMENTS OF $19.99
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Why bothter?
What was the point? You and you collaborators made an 8 second loop and played it for 5+ minutes? Nothing happened. there was no story. I refuse to waste my time (as you did) on such utter nonsense!
Novelty responds:
Three things.
One: You're not 38
Two: You're not a musician
Three:
Sunday, Monday, Happy Days.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days.
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days.
The weekend comes,
My cycle hums,
Ready to race to you.
These days are all,
Happy and Free. (Those Happy Days)
These days are all,
Share them with me. (oh baby)
Goodbye grey sky, hello blue.
There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.
Feels so right, it can't be wrong.
Rockin' and rollin' all week long.
Sunday, Monday, Happy Days.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days.
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days.
Saturday, What a day,
Groovin' all week with you.
These days are all,
Share them with me. (Those Happy Days)
These days are all,
Happy and Free. (oh baby)
These Happy Days are your's and mine.
These Happy Days are your's and mine, Happy Days.
How many fives does it take for me to lol at this
JUST ONE.
Novelty responds:
OR ONE EVERY NIGHT IF YOU ARE REALLY REALLY NICE
That was incredible.
The effort and style that was put into this is just unbelievable great work.
Novelty responds:
Why, thank you very much good sir.