Author's Response:
Wet my bed? What the fuck are you talking about?
Well as long as we're making outrageous assumptions like the assholes we, or more so you, are, I'm guessing you're around 12.
You couldn't do flash yourself because it was too hard to get your prepubescent head around, and you love ripping people new ones despite the fact they're just fucking around.
Anyone who lists their age as 38 in their profile is either a pedophile or lying.
What do you care what I submit. Is this your first time here? Half the shit here doesn't have a point.
The thing no one cares. So just sit back and enjoy.
Cocksucker.