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Eulogy For: Davidzx's Ackbar 5
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This submission was BLAMMED by our users.
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
05/29/07 – 06/20/08
Well heres my 5th episode.
NOTE: Requires flash player 8.
(for Ackbar news see the first ackbar submission description)
this is my first time watching this crap and a few things are PAINFULLY clear. you need a POINT sir. this makes no sense and it's a waste of good newgroundians' time! a story makes for a good point if you're looking for one. however this is your fifth and it's appearnt you arn't. you need characters. you need a real reason to watch this. it isn't fair for this to stick around on the site when there is no real point to it.
sorry for any hurt feelings im just putting the truth on the line. and no i'm not knocking ackbar just because i don't like it(though i don't)
I know, I know...
If you don't like it why did you watch it? Why did you review it?
You post this on newgrounds, you allow newgrounds members to vote and review it.
I've seen a few series like this, and I'll say the same about this... it lasted less than a minute, it had no dialog, no characters, no plot... was there meant to be a joke in there.
Do you want to know why movies like this get good reviews? After members have tried to get the first 20 episodes blammed, they realise its no use, and go out of their way to avoid it, so the only people who review it think its hilarious... Please go for something different, if you continue with the animation style, at least bother to come up with a plot, story line, funny jokes.
Rather than assuming we're idiots who find anything funny, try to make jokes with wit and edge... maybe then you'll get my respect.
Sorry to sound mean, I just really hate it to see flash artists not even trying to create art...
If you respond with the same as before "why did you bother watching this if you don't like it", why do you read the reviews if you don't like them...
Once again, sorry...
FIRST, I know you're going to say "we weren't suppose to talk to eachother" or some shit, but let's just pretend for a second we didn't know eachother, and that the feud thing never happened, okay? Just for this review.
SECOND, I know the whole "if you dont like it, don't watch it" thing. That's just something that you're using to protect yourself from bad reviews. The point of a review is to state your opinion, regardless of how you liked it. This is an honest to goodness review right here.
I watched this ridiculously short movie right here, and I have to tell you straight out, it sucked. I mean, come on. There was absolutely no plot, no point, nothing at all. It wasn't funny either, or trippy. It was just garbage. If there was a joke in there somewhere, I didn't see it. This entire series is based on speakonia, recycled sounds, and recycled images. The only stuff you do draw, is awfully plain. The series itself blows, and I honestly don't understand how you can get a fucking 2.7 on this garbage and my animations struggle to pass. I am clearly better than you and yet newgrounds excepts this absolute trash with open arms. I know you may not be "trying your hardest", but I never try my hardest and my stuff is still bearable to watch. The humor in all of these movies is irrelevant. The originality in these movies is irrelevent. I mean, you copied the idea of the "Ackbar" series, with the same graphics. You didn't even call it a tribute, you just blatently took it. Don't hit me with that "But it was an open source" bullshit either. Just because someone gives you something doesn't mean you have to blatently copy it and throw in some shitty graphics and poorly places low quality sounds. Think nexttime and try before you submit.
Also, I know you're going to judge me on my short, spammy flashes just because I am fleek, and I have looping shit in the portal. But my stuff is different. It is trippy, it is mildly entertaining regardless of what anyone says. My graphics are good, my sounds are appropriatly placed and I'm not blatently taking graphics from anyone. Try harder and try not to suck because everything you've submitted is just horrible and you think you're ten times better than you really are. You're a 17 year old who got his ass schooled by a 15 year old and that is what he's most known for. That was my review.
I wouldnt be surprised if it gets deleted, but what can you do?
-Fleek