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May 29, 2007 | 5:12 PM EDT
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Hoarder Patrol 5 Points Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to.
People Pancakes 5 Points Lure two or more opponents into the trash compactor during any battle in the Scrapyard.
C-C-Combo Breaker 10 Points Parry three times in one jump.
Wile E. Ways 10 Points Knock an opponent out of the ring three times in one match.
C-C-Combo Maker 25 Points Deliver at least 80 damage in one aerial combo.
Diplomatically Challenged 25 Points Complete all 12 challenges in Challenge Mode.
Meat Shield 25 Points Trick an opponent into killing one of their own teammates with a projectile.
Survival Horror 25 Points Survive at least 5 opponents in Survival Mode on OMFG difficulty.
Wall Street Brawler 25 Points Bank over 5000 Grounds Gold.
The Eventuallyending Story 50 Points Complete all 12 stories in Story Mode.
Transgressive Compulsive 100 Points Earn 100% Game Completion.
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Author Comments

Aug 3, 2009 - UPDATE - Medal fixes
If anyone has previously experienced the falling-through-the-floor bug, could they clear their caches, refresh, try again, and PM with the results? It'd be hugely appreciated and would get me closer to fixing that bug, if it isn't already with this new version. To make sure you're using the current version, go to options, then data, and look for the version number in the bottom left. It should be 1.55

July 29, 2009 - UPDATE - MEDALS
June 3rd, 2008 - UPDATE - BUG FIXES, TWEAKS
September 28th, 2007 - UPDATE - bug fixes
September 22nd, 2007 - UPDATE - Hank and Nevada added
September 17th, 2007 - UPDATE - improvements + bug fixes

In production since December 2005, this hefty s.o.b. has taken a small handful of Newgrounders a lot of work to put together. So you guys had better enjoy it!
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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Perfect. Just perfect.

What else can you say?
Nothing but the best Newgrounds Flash game.
This game is just made of the best materials Flash has to offer.
Awesome job on it!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This game is a super smash bros. ripoff!

Lol, just kidding, actually it is, sort of. But it's still a great game. Not bad for flash.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


its was kool before i got bugged. i finished the training then it got messed up and stupid guy wont move properly or attack properly.. otherwise its a 10 game. looks like it would be fun if it played properly.

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NegativeONE responds:

Hm.. I've never heard that one, and it was tested pretty extensively. Could you send me an email with details? It'd be highly appreciated. Thanks for the review.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

greatest game on NG

this is one of the best games i have seen here on NG there are weapons the environment can hurt you buy one proplem though...

that last fight with convict is indeed the most hardest one i can't figure out how to beat it

i get cornered and thats it im dead if i jump im good as dead cant do the parry thingy even though i push defense so many times and every pickup gets picke up by one dude whil the other two pummel the shit out of me -_-

i like the game but the last fight is to hard

NegativeONE responds:

The hardest level in the game cannot be too hard unless it's impossible ;) You *must* stay airborne in that level and practice your parry. You can't hit A repeatedly to parry. That doesn't work. Gotta time it. Thanks for your kind review.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


yay i final get to play as portal bot. YAY